making my girlfriend sign a contract of her love
09-16-2006, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by evsoul
i dont think i have any pics of her in a bikina, but i dont think id post them anyways you pervs
pssst.
wanna buy some?
lol... an old benny hill joke....
09-16-2006, 11:52 PM
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One problem with the contract. It doesn't say that the next boyfriend/husband can't hang something off of you. What if he puts his underwear in your hands? or on your face?
09-18-2006, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by evsoul
ok so she said she will sign it if i get a get pack again... that sounds lame.. i worked hard on this beer gut.
were do you live again?
j/k
09-18-2006, 02:18 AM
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^^^I agree he is a sick sick bastard.
Originally Posted by Jakes02
One problem with the contract. It doesn't say that the next boyfriend/husband can't hang something off of you. What if he puts his underwear in your hands? or on your face?
Another problem- It doesn't say he can't **** all over you. LOL I just got that picture in my head, yuck. What if he's a freak and puts your finger in his butt? You may want to say that he can ONLY shake your hand.
09-18-2006, 10:13 AM
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Where's the rest of you?
Originally Posted by evsoul
So here it is.. i am gonna make my girlfriend sign a contract saying
"When Greg Sarpy dies, I Holly Eppard agree to have Greg sent a taxidermist and have his top half preserved, so I can then mount him on the wall as if he is coming out of it with his hands reaching out with an evil look on his face. and i Holly Eppard sign that I will leave it above my bed as long as i live, and will have my boyfriend/husband after Greg, shake his hand every night before sleep, and I will also kiss his cheek before i goto sleep each night. And I Holly Eppard understand that I nor my new husband/boyfriend may use him as a coat or hat hanger or a hanger in anyway, unless it is christmas and they would like to hang a santa hat on me"
is that too much to ask of her love? i don't think so.
"When Greg Sarpy dies, I Holly Eppard agree to have Greg sent a taxidermist and have his top half preserved, so I can then mount him on the wall as if he is coming out of it with his hands reaching out with an evil look on his face. and i Holly Eppard sign that I will leave it above my bed as long as i live, and will have my boyfriend/husband after Greg, shake his hand every night before sleep, and I will also kiss his cheek before i goto sleep each night. And I Holly Eppard understand that I nor my new husband/boyfriend may use him as a coat or hat hanger or a hanger in anyway, unless it is christmas and they would like to hang a santa hat on me"
is that too much to ask of her love? i don't think so.
09-18-2006, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by evsoul
its not about what she wants!!!!