Just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were f***ing.
i LOL'd pretty good
i LOL'd pretty good
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Hahahahaha!
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Is it bad that i stopped wanting to **** her as soon as i noticed she had dry skin?
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I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is it bad that i stopped wanting to **** her as soon as i noticed she had dry skin?
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I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the hindu version of a bar mitzvah.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the hindu version of a bar mitzvah.
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I keep forgetting ***** have mothers too. OF COURSE it came from San Diego.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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(703): I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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