Just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
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dude. you drew those with your d***
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
(1-518):
dude. you drew those with your d***
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
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Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
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(608):
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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proof to my theory that the higher education system has failed and college is the new high school. Seriously who does this kind of **** past 14?
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it