Just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
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Just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Remember that text message that you should've not sent?
We do.
We do.
(703): So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
(1-703): You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
(1-703): You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
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(785): Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
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Paul, I didn't know you had a 416 area code number
(416): I think we should involve a squid next time we ****.
(1-416): u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
(1-416): u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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(262): Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate *** who owns this phone. Thanks 
