John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the corner
with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says,
"What's in the box, kid?"

Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens." Kerry laughs and
says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," says Little Hannah.
"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way.

A few days later, John Kerry is running with his buddy Ted Kennedy (very slowly) and he spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead. He says to Ted, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to Little Hannah.

Kerry says, "Look in the box, Teddy, isn't that cute? Look at those little
kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they are."
Little Hannah replies, "They're Republicans."

"Whoa!" John Kerry says, "I came by here the other day and you said they
were Democrats. What's up?"

"Well," Little Hannah explains, "their eyes are open now."


The topics of late are getting a little too serious.

Paul