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Old Dec 15, 2005 | 02:58 PM
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I'm so tired of religion. ****in a.

Christmas to me is a day to spend with my family and enjoy their company. Past that, I'm not celebrating a god damn thing. I wish people could just get over being offended by such small **** as calling something Christmas or Holiday. It's been called Christmas forever, lets keep it that way
Old Dec 15, 2005 | 03:05 PM
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If you want to say Happy Holidays, say Happy Holidays.

If you want to say Merry Christmas, say Merry Christmas.

If you want to say you have a Holiday Tree, say you have a Holiday Tree.

If you want to say you have a Christmas Tree, say you have a Christmas Tree.

If you want to tell people what they should call thier "Holiday," or if you want to tell people what to call the tree in thier house then shut the hell up and keep your opinion to yourself.

Almost forgot. Happymerryholidayschristmasquazaka.
Old Dec 15, 2005 | 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by EricDaRed81
If you want to say Happy Holidays, say Happy Holidays.

If you want to say Merry Christmas, say Merry Christmas.

If you want to say you have a Holiday Tree, say you have a Holiday Tree.

If you want to say you have a Christmas Tree, say you have a Christmas Tree.

If you want to tell people what they should call thier "Holiday," or if you want to tell people what to call the tree in thier house then shut the hell up and keep your opinion to yourself.

Almost forgot. Happymerryholidayschristmasquazaka.
nuff said
Old Dec 15, 2005 | 03:38 PM
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Damn straight there should be a war on Christmas. Christmas has nuclear weapons!!

http://thinkprogress.org/2005/12/12/...der-christmas/
Old Dec 15, 2005 | 03:39 PM
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War on anyone calling it a holiday tree(to be played out on a football field)
Old Dec 15, 2005 | 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MoDrift
Damn straight there should be a war on Christmas. Christmas has nuclear weapons!!

http://thinkprogress.org/2005/12/12/...der-christmas/
That information is based on faulty intelligence, sir.
Old Dec 15, 2005 | 06:39 PM
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That information is based on faulty intelligence, sir.
It's gonna take Bush three years to admit it, though.
Old Dec 15, 2005 | 07:59 PM
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My Command Sergeant Major, who is Jewish, told me that this year is the beginning of the Hebrew assualt on Christmas.

First, I think Neil Diamond and Babs have both had their Christmas albums re-released.

Now there's this new word that's insinuated itself into our lexicon....
Old Dec 16, 2005 | 08:48 AM
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Old Dec 18, 2005 | 06:31 PM
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Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House

No bills were passed ‘bout which Fox News could grouse;

Tax cuts for the wealthy were passed with great cheer,

So vacations in St. Barts soon would be near;



Katrina kids were nestled all snug in motel beds,

While visions of school and home danced in their heads;

In Iraq our soldiers needed supplies and a plan,

Plus nuclear weapons were being built in Iran;



Gas prices shot up, consumer confidence fell;

Americans feared we were on a fast track to…well…

Wait--- we need a distraction--- something divisive and wily;

A fabrication straight from the mouth of O’Reilly



We can pretend that Christmas is under attack

Hold a vote to save it--- then pat ourselves on the back;

Silent Night, First Noel, Away in the Manger

Wake up Congress, they’re in no danger!



This time of year we see Christmas every where we go,

From churches, to homes, to schools, and yes…even Costco;

What we have is an attempt to divide and destroy,

When this is the season to unite us with joy



At Christmas time we’re taught to unite,

We don’t need a made-up reason to fight

So on O’Reilly, on Hannity, on Coulter, and those right wing blogs;

You should just sit back, relax…have a few egg nogs!



‘Tis the holiday season: enjoy it a pinch

With all our real problems, do we honestly need another Grinch?



So to my friends and my colleagues I say with delight,

A merry Christmas to all,

and to Bill O’Reilly…Happy Holidays.
Old Dec 19, 2005 | 03:43 AM
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^^^

Right on target.

P.S. Happy Kwanza to Bill too.
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