This may already be a thread, but I didn't have time to search. I'll start it off.




Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Sincerely,



Bill Clinton

 

haha

 

haha.


Too bad the evangelicals are so ****....

 

yeah

 

 

From today's Boondocks Comic:

Big Brother: (reading from newspaper) "When asked about the President's dismal approval ratings, the press secretary said --

Little Brother: "It's hard our here for a Pimp."

If you don't get it, it's refering tot he movie Hustle & Flow which won an oscar for the original song "It's hard out here for a pimp" by 3 6 Mafia.

 

 

lololololol

 

 

A vote for Hillary is a vote for Satan.

 

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