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Old Aug 12, 2004 | 08:53 AM
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Let's make our terrorism response known

To stop any further terrorist strikes on U.S. soil, let's publicly announce what our response will be to any terrorist strike on U.S. soil.

In a like manner to how Kennedy warned Russia that any strike from Cuba would result in a counter-strike against Russia, we should warn the major islamic nations that unless they reel in and squash their extremist goons, we will strike islamic capitals of our choosing in the case of a major terrorist attack on U.S. soil.
In addition, we will nuke Mecca to the point that it'll glow for 10,000 years.

Oh, and when we send relief, we'll send pork packets and blankets soaked in pig fat.

Think it would work? I do.
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 09:00 AM
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helladumb,

I've actually come to enjoy your posts and I know a few others think the same way but...
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...as long as we have Starbucks, Jamba Juice and IKEA this will never happen again.
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 10:58 AM
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HellaDumb,

Ok. I am now convinced that you you a covert Kerry campaigner working under the auspices of a deranged right-wing lunatic. Thanks for helping us get a Democratic back in office!!!

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Old Aug 12, 2004 | 11:07 AM
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HellaDumb,
Ok. I am now convinced that you you a covert Kerry campaigner working under the auspices of a deranged right-wing lunatic. Thanks for helping us get a Democratic back in office!!!
:banana:
Yes, you found me out!
I can hardly wait for the higher taxes and local businesses moving overseas as Kerry implements his protectionist idiocy.

Hey, well at least the poor and lazy will get healthcare, housing, and education on your buck!
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 11:50 AM
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local businesses moving overseas
Oh wait that is already happening at an alarming rate under GWB!
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 03:19 PM
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Oh wait that is already happening at an alarming rate under GWB!
Do you mean the companies or the grunt workers?

Software engineers are a commodity overseas. If you started a business and needed to get some sw development done on your product, you'd be the #1 idiot if you didn't have quality work done at the cheapest price.
How is any U.S. company supposed to compete when you can hire 10 developers overseas for the cost of 1 here? You'd just damn the whole economy to protect these jobs?
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by HellaDumb
To stop any further terrorist strikes on U.S. soil, let's publicly announce what our response will be to any terrorist strike on U.S. soil.

In a like manner to how Kennedy warned Russia that any strike from Cuba would result in a counter-strike against Russia, we should warn the major islamic nations that unless they reel in and squash their extremist goons, we will strike islamic capitals of our choosing in the case of a major terrorist attack on U.S. soil.
In addition, we will nuke Mecca to the point that it'll glow for 10,000 years.

Oh, and when we send relief, we'll send pork packets and blankets soaked in pig fat.

Think it would work? I do.

Old Aug 12, 2004 | 05:48 PM
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
*breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHH

Ok so now your saying that all terroist are muslim. Yeah your bright. Even better your going to attack random Islamic nations, even if no proof that they did anything. Wait, with that logic any terroist act commited by a none muslim person, we should attack the US! Timithy, timithy, bad little none muslim terrorist, you don't exist in Mr. HellaDumbs retarded self's world.... shoo disappear. Or change race and beliefs!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

Sorry this guy is money.
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 11:01 PM
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Ok so now your saying that all terroist are muslim.
All is an absolute. I'd say 99.99999%

So, what religion was your buddy Timmy anyway?
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 12:53 PM
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Ok so now your saying that all terroist are muslim. Yeah your bright. Even better your going to attack random Islamic nations, even if no proof that they did anything..."
Obviously, not all Muslims are terrorists: 14 Muslim Wars Going On Today
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Dre comes through with more OWNAGE!
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:42 PM
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Hahhaha DUDE YOU GOT MODED TO THE MAXIMUM! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

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Dre comes through with more OWNAGE!
Old Aug 14, 2004 | 12:09 AM
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Obviously, not all Muslims are terrorists: 14 Muslim Wars Going On Today

and look at all 14 of those conflicts and tell me how many of them were instigated by christians. Or better yet tell me how many of those of those conflicts have seen atrocties on each side both christian and muslims commiting those acts.


Dont make me bust out the google and own you.
Old Aug 14, 2004 | 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by dr3d1zzl3
and look at all 14 of those conflicts and tell me how many of them were instigated by christians. Or better yet tell me how many of those of those conflicts have seen atrocties on each side both christian and muslims commiting those acts.
Dont make me bust out the google and own you.
Oh, so I suspect you are the one that blames the wife in spousal abuse cases where the women get beat up and/or killed. Nice perspective, Dr3!
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