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Old 04-01-2005, 01:46 PM
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Berger pleads guilty to stealing Top Secret documents

I'm sure he'll get off clean somehow.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...e/berger_probe
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Any guesses as to what he was hiding?
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However, under a plea agreement that still must be approved by Robinson, Berger would serve no jail time but pay a $10,000 fine, surrender his security clearance for three years and cooperate with investigators. Security clearance allows access to classified government materials.
Are you kidding me? This guy steals paperwork that is a matter of national security and no jail time. And his security clearance is only gone for 3 years. You mean he's going to get it back?

This is the dumbest thing ever.
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Yeah man.

I had a high level clearance for certain radio equipment and other crap I could potentially get my hands on in the Army. Strict SOP on checks and balances.

You'd be working fast food for the rest of your life after prison time if you did anything like this.

Reminds me of that Dave Chappele sketch.
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Originally Posted by Salty
Yeah man.

I had a high level clearance for certain radio equipment and other crap I could potentially get my hands on in the Army. Strict SOP on checks and balances.

You'd be working fast food for the rest of your life after prison time if you did anything like this.

Reminds me of the Dave Chappele sketch.
1, 2, 3, 4 fiiiittthhhh
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"I always put classified docs in my trousers"

"It was an honest mistake! I always put classified docs in my socks and trousers!"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7351422/

Man, why is this guy not in prison right now? This is freaking rediculous.

Only in the USA, where we put Martha in prison, but good 'ol Berger steals classified documents and never returns them, and he gets his secret clearance back!!! WTF???
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Old 04-01-2005, 02:44 PM
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Aw, you bastard.. I just posted this also... .somebody merge mine in here
Noooo, you noobness must be shown to the world
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merged.
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