I am an atheist, because I believe there is no higher power. You can believe things without being religious. For example, I believe that Subaru WRXs are the best value in a car now. Since that idea invloves opinion mixed with facts, it is not a fact, and therefore must be believed rather than known.
Similarly, I do not believe in a higher power based on my opinions and some facts, and that is called being atheist...

 

Belief, when it comes to religion, isn't anything more than a couple of burnt calories.

 

My god has a bigger d!ck than your god.

sorry, I had to.

 

but can he **** farther than mine


EDIT: what does ala stand for?

 

I hope you didn't miss the point.


a la, or Allah?

a la: French, short for à la mode de, in the manner of

 

wait... pie a la mode has nothing to do with God??

 

yep -- the world as you know it is collapsing around you. There is no hope.