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Old 10-27-2006, 10:14 AM
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is so fat, when she got in my car it couldn't stop singing "Low Ri-Der."
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Old 10-27-2006, 12:50 PM
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yo mama is so black ......... crayola replaced black with yo mama's name.
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Old 10-27-2006, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by datboijon
please enough of the olllllldddddd jokes
steal ones i have not heard be4
you moma soo fat that when she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time
where are you new ones jon?

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Old 10-27-2006, 01:48 PM
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Yo mama's *** is so big it shakes from county to county.
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:40 AM
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yo mama is so dumb when shes on her period she uses visine to get teh red out
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:44 AM
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yo momma is like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:49 AM
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Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits out butter.

Your mom can donate her syliva to the sperm bank.

Tell your mom to stop wearing different color lip stick, she's leaving a rainbow on my ...
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:51 AM
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Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.

Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:53 AM
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ur mamas so dumb when she drove to the airport she saw a sign that said airport left so she went home
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Old 10-31-2006, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by datboijon
please enough of the olllllldddddd jokes
steal ones i have not heard be4
^^^^^^^^^^^ ahem sir

the airport one is super old/played out

winnar rubano haha
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is so ugly that she doesn't need to be insulted

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Old 10-31-2006, 12:23 PM
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i beg to differ mr pi my first one was better
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Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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