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Old 07-28-2005, 04:52 PM
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...is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
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Old 07-28-2005, 04:55 PM
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...is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yeah...good one...
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Old 07-28-2005, 04:58 PM
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is so fat, when she lays out on the beach all the children soaks her with water and the lifeguards try to drag her back in the ocean.

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Old 07-28-2005, 05:11 PM
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I would have been your daddy, but the monkey beat me up the stairs.

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Old 07-28-2005, 05:17 PM
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.....is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
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Old 07-28-2005, 05:27 PM
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...is so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
BWAH HA HA HA!
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Old 07-28-2005, 05:29 PM
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...is sooooo stupid she thought KY Jelly went with Peanut Butter
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Old 07-28-2005, 05:29 PM
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is so old, she was in Jesus's yearbook.
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Old 07-28-2005, 06:03 PM
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is such a tramp, when the train conductor yell "all aboard" she lays down on her back!

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Old 07-28-2005, 06:07 PM
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is really nice, so nice that I would marry her, but I can't get over the monkey thing...

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I got in trouble....I got to stop now
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Old 07-28-2005, 06:34 PM
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... is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:09 PM
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...is so fat, she wakes-up in sections.
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... is so old, she produces powdered milk.

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... has no arms, goes on Wheel of Fortune and struts like a chicken spinning the wheel shouting "Big moooney.. Big moooney".
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