What's the most stupid thing a cop has said to you?
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Originally Posted by laoba
sweet we have experts on how to deal with stupid traffic violations
how do i get away with installing missiles on my car and blowing up dumb *** drivers ?
how do i get away with installing missiles on my car and blowing up dumb *** drivers ?
Originally Posted by sigma pi
and he was speaking english
jk eddy
yeah i have been pulled over many atimes
i dont do the dome light but i pull out my wallet before i even stop
jk eddy
yeah i have been pulled over many atimes
i dont do the dome light but i pull out my wallet before i even stop
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One time a cop made, when I was waiting for a light to turn, a cop turned in front of me and I ended up behind him in the same lane. He makes a lane change, brakes heavily, gets behind me, and pulls me over. He says to me, "Why are you driving behind me with your high beams on?" I said, "I wasn't, the high beams are on the inside of the headlights, see..." as I turned the high beams on and off. Then he tells me, "Well they're aimed too high you need to get them fixed, I won't give you a fix it ticket, but I'll let you off on a warning for now." He's the only cop that's ever said anything to me about that, and I'm pretty sure he was full of ****. :-)
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Originally Posted by laoba
sweet we have experts on how to deal with stupid traffic violations
how do i get away with installing missiles on my car and blowing up dumb *** drivers ?
how do i get away with installing missiles on my car and blowing up dumb *** drivers ?
or "I just saved you a ton of paperwork."
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Originally Posted by slowguy626
"For the sake of National Security, I armed myself with these defensive items as my right from the Second Amendment." usually will work
or "I just saved you a ton of paperwork."
or "I just saved you a ton of paperwork."
LOL!!!!!!! nice juan!! :rotfl:
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Originally Posted by yayitzian
before he even walks to your car, you should turn on the dome light, keys on the dash, hands on the steering wheel. and you let him know exactly where you're reaching for exactly what you're reaching for.
whatever Mr. Pig.....
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