i got pulled over for not having my headlights on at dusk. he also tells my friend that he didn't have his seatbelt on (we were driving two blocks from napa auto to kragen's to buy an alternator since mine died). he asks for my friend's dl, but he doesn't have it and gives him his name and address instead.

the cop goes back to his car for a while and comes back saying,

"i'm gonna let you go for not having your lights on, but YOU (looking at my friend) made me some work so i'm gonna ticket you for the seatbelt"

sorry to interrupt your workday with work.

 

meh if i was a cop i would pop 10 people in an hour and take an hour off

 

4 cars 2 STis, 1 evo, one 2.5rs, on our way to go canyon running, we stopped to fill up at a gas station.

to exit, we had to make a right, then a u-turn to get where we were supposed to go. so a cop sees 4 of us do that, and he pulls me over. he goes "i think you were going a little fast there, son"

i said no i wasn't, i was doing 30mph, and the speed limit is 45.

he said "well u made an illegal turn"

i said "no i didn't, i had my signal on"

then he said "wlel your car is a little loud"

i said "it's totally legal man, it's just a muffler"

he says "oh. well my spider sense starts tingling when I see 4 cars driving around in cirlces"

me: "well we had to drive a circle, but it says no left turn over there, so we had to make a right. you trying to tell me that you wanted me to make an illegal u-turn?"

him : "uh ok i'll let you off with a warning son."

 

BAH HA HA HA HA!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: OMGWTFBBQ!

 

rookies dont know anything. and once you establish or can see that they are a rookie, you can just argue. the conversation was actually longer, but that's the general part of it.

i left out the part of where we were arguing about how if anything i did was even illegal.

the spider sense making him tingle seriously caught me off guard and i almost started laughing.

 

Officer- "Take of your pants"


j/k But I was asked if I had bondage in the back seat.

 

Once i got pulled over for going 90+ on the 60 freeway.
When i was reaching for my wallet for my driver license. The cop pulls his gun and yelled at me say i might be pulling out concealed weapon. And he told me to keep my hands where he can see them.
It was at 2am.. and i was less than 2 miles away from home.
He let me go with a warning eventually.

 

well that wasn't really stupid of him, just safe. as an expert at being pulled over. (especially at night,) before he even walks to your car, you should turn on the dome light, keys on the dash, hands on the steering wheel. and you let him know exactly where you're reaching for exactly what you're reaching for.

 

i was alittle confuse because he told me to show him my driver license.
Went i reached for it, He was yelling at me and had his hand on the gun holster.
I guess at 2am i was alittle sleepy and confused.

 

sweet we have experts on how to deal with stupid traffic violations

how do i get away with installing missiles on my car and blowing up dumb *** drivers ?

 

ask Bao Bei he will tell you.

 

and he was speaking english

jk eddy

yeah i have been pulled over many atimes

i dont do the dome light but i pull out my wallet before i even stop