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1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
2. Incoming fire has the right of way.
3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
4. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
5. The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined.
6. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
7. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
8. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
A. when you're ready for them.
B. when you're not ready for them.
9. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
10. If you can't remember, then the claymore IS pointed at you.
11. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
12. A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
13. If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush.
14. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
15. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
16. If you build yourself a bunker that's tough for the enemy to get into quickly, then you won't be able to get out of it quickly either.
17. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
18. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
19. When you've secured the area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
20. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
21. Friendly fire isn't.
22. If the sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
23. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
24. The most dangerous thing in the world is a second lieutenant with a map and a compass.
25. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
26. A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
27. Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
28. If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike.
29. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
30. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
31. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
32. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
33. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
34. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
35. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
36. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
37. Interchangeable parts aren't.
38. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
39. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING.
40. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp)
41. The one item you need is always in short supply.
42. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
43. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
44. Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
45. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
46. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
47. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they DON'T want.
48. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
49. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
50. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
51. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
52. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
53. A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
54. Murphy was a grunt.
2. Incoming fire has the right of way.
3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
4. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
5. The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined.
6. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
7. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
8. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
A. when you're ready for them.
B. when you're not ready for them.
9. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
10. If you can't remember, then the claymore IS pointed at you.
11. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
12. A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
13. If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush.
14. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
15. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
16. If you build yourself a bunker that's tough for the enemy to get into quickly, then you won't be able to get out of it quickly either.
17. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
18. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
19. When you've secured the area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
20. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
21. Friendly fire isn't.
22. If the sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
23. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
24. The most dangerous thing in the world is a second lieutenant with a map and a compass.
25. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
26. A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
27. Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
28. If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike.
29. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
30. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
31. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
32. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
33. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
34. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
35. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
36. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
37. Interchangeable parts aren't.
38. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
39. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING.
40. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp)
41. The one item you need is always in short supply.
42. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
43. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
44. Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
45. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
46. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
47. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they DON'T want.
48. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
49. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
50. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
51. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
52. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
53. A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
54. Murphy was a grunt.
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This is comical
Can anyone COVER C!!!
My connection is ticking me off. I'm always shooting where they were. I getting tired of these guys saying "here" and when I look it my a$$ on a platter
. I could not cover C to save my soul. I am so ticked at this connection its not funny. (well a little funny).
Now I know why I like to sniper or should I say need too. The bad thing is I've got 2 red tiger stripes on my snipers weapons and i know after they kill me, they look at it and wonder how I got it. They are probally thinking he found it in the grass somewhere.
and take off running.
As for my connection, I was doing route traces and they had my a$$ going to Pluto, Theiranus, Saturn and back to Earth. No wonder my pings are so high.
I know when I call them I'll get this--->
I need to figure out something. humm?
My connection is ticking me off. I'm always shooting where they were. I getting tired of these guys saying "here" and when I look it my a$$ on a platter
. I could not cover C to save my soul. I am so ticked at this connection its not funny. (well a little funny).Now I know why I like to sniper or should I say need too. The bad thing is I've got 2 red tiger stripes on my snipers weapons and i know after they kill me, they look at it and wonder how I got it. They are probally thinking he found it in the grass somewhere.
and take off running. As for my connection, I was doing route traces and they had my a$$ going to Pluto, Theiranus, Saturn and back to Earth. No wonder my pings are so high.
I know when I call them I'll get this--->
I need to figure out something. humm?
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Can anyone COVER C!!!
My connection is ticking me off. I'm always shooting where they were. I getting tired of these guys saying "here" and when I look it my a$$ on a platter . I could not cover C to save my soul. I am so ticked at this connection its not funny. (well a little funny).
Now I know why I like to sniper or should I say need too. The bad thing is I've got 2 red tiger stripes on my snipers weapons and i know after they kill me, they look at it and wonder how I got it. They are probally thinking he found it in the grass somewhere. and take off running.
As for my connection, I was doing route traces and they had my a$$ going to Pluto, Theiranus, Saturn and back to Earth. No wonder my pings are so high.
I know when I call them I'll get this--->
I need to figure out something. humm?
My connection is ticking me off. I'm always shooting where they were. I getting tired of these guys saying "here" and when I look it my a$$ on a platter
. I could not cover C to save my soul. I am so ticked at this connection its not funny. (well a little funny).Now I know why I like to sniper or should I say need too. The bad thing is I've got 2 red tiger stripes on my snipers weapons and i know after they kill me, they look at it and wonder how I got it. They are probally thinking he found it in the grass somewhere.
and take off running. As for my connection, I was doing route traces and they had my a$$ going to Pluto, Theiranus, Saturn and back to Earth. No wonder my pings are so high.
I know when I call them I'll get this--->
I need to figure out something. humm?
Thank you for this.... again....
This made me LOL, yet again..
not making fun, I really wish that your connection was anything but subpar, and I hope you get this figured out soon, or possibly find a solution..
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or possibly find a solution.. Quit~maybe?
You know what would be jacked up or too funny, if the customer service lady says, "Sir have you considered that the problem could be you and not our connection" That would be jacked up!
no seriously......
You know what would be jacked up or too funny, if the customer service lady says, "Sir have you considered that the problem could be you and not our connection" That would be jacked up!
no seriously......
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Plus you leveled up really fast.. I'm sure if you could actually play in "real-time" it would be no problems!
i've noticed tygerstile sitting on 1-2 bars lately and he does pretty well.
my internet has been slightly getting better lately. last week i was on the phone with cust. support every night, and they had me run the same tracert tests every time. 150+ and timeouts to google.com, i remember one guy laughing at my results
my internet has been slightly getting better lately. last week i was on the phone with cust. support every night, and they had me run the same tracert tests every time. 150+ and timeouts to google.com, i remember one guy laughing at my results
i have an idea for the next shipment map we play
everybody equip smoke grenades, sonic boom fragx3 and matyrdom
get rid of all the grenades and die, do it again. it will make the game unplayable and the other team will hate us
everybody equip smoke grenades, sonic boom fragx3 and matyrdom
get rid of all the grenades and die, do it again. it will make the game unplayable and the other team will hate us
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i've noticed tygerstile sitting on 1-2 bars lately and he does pretty well.
my internet has been slightly getting better lately. last week i was on the phone with cust. support every night, and they had me run the same tracert tests every time. 150+ and timeouts to google.com, i remember one guy laughing at my results
my internet has been slightly getting better lately. last week i was on the phone with cust. support every night, and they had me run the same tracert tests every time. 150+ and timeouts to google.com, i remember one guy laughing at my results
So the guys comes out, troubleshoots.. Turns out that the line coming from the tap (main box running underground from the street to teh house) was set up wrong, plus its slightly damaged, and im losing signal, and supposedly A LOT of it. To top it all off, the guy that installed it in the first place wired the house all wrong and put up amps and splitters all over the place, which I'm told is no bueno cause it disrupts the signal (kinda like how you can't hook up an adapter/extension between 2 rj45 cables..)
According to TW I'm suppose to have a black cable running from the tap to the house, and not a white one. *shrug*.. to make a long story short, they are coming to the house tomorrow to tear out the old line running under ground, replace it. Then on the 2nd, they are going to rewire our whole house so that we will have everything all come into one central splitter from the tap.
According to the TW tech, this will give us, 1. a brand new install, 2. An un-interrupted signal, which is supposedly going to = Uberness... all around.. So maybe my connection will be a little better, not that I really have issues like ichi or ed, but if it does help my connection, a little bump is better than none..
I'm not sure how this ties in to everyone with issues, but maybe for those with TW can have the techs come out and test the lines from the TAP to the house.. Especially for those with "older" houses..
The TW tech said since they accuired all the other cable companies, they've been doing a lot of rewires to the customer of the other companies, as well as their own do it improper hook-ups (or lazy, I just want to get this job done, type installs, as it was at my house), older equipment, or damaged equiptment.
My $0.02
Last edited by UberMaus; Jan 21, 2008 at 12:15 PM.
