imprezalvr: i am stalking you!

 

imprezalvr: pshh... whatever... you're too far to stalk anyway

wants me to move closer to make it easier on her

 

D Duval 059: hey *** your **** aint working forme
kenji815: i can't do anything if you like to eat ****... ***..
kenji815: **** eater
D Duval 059: listen hear co** breath
D Duval 059: shut your **ck holster before i do it for you
D Duval 059: yeah you lost

 

very productive conversation. fatty pie..

 

bump for this thread bring it back to life

 

i think the people that ask me questions finally saw this thread

thank god

 

ah...damn...gr...

 

kara: hey manwhore, how you doin?
kara: i'm serious that you are a manwhore and you know it.
me: i'm alright, how is my **** doing?
kara: i'm doing good.

me: so what are you majoring right now?
kara: gold digging.
me: really? that's cool, cause i'm majoring in robbery, theft, and battery. i just got my certificate. so you take their money and leave?
kara: you're such an amateur. you're supposed to kill them first.
me: oh sorry, i never majored in gold digging.
kara: you have a lot to learn.


manwhore...bwaahhahaha...

 

MPREZYA: ****
D Duval 059: what up homo
MPREZYA: I almost gave bris your cell number yesterday
D Duval 059: mr i dont want to go to the strip club
D Duval 059: BULL ****
D Duval 059: dude
D Duval 059: i would have followed you home and done soemthing
MPREZYA: Instead me and donald ****ed around with her head
MPREZYA: I was going to show you the convo but it was on my phone and you never signed back on.
D Duval 059: whew
D Duval 059: i would have gone to his house to kick ***
MPREZYA: It was hilarious
MPREZYA: He told her she can get your number if she gives him head
MPREZYA: I offered to sell her some slotted rotors
MPREZYA: Which I would sell for cheap if she gave him some gravel gooch

 

BLKWRXSTIS3V3N:Hey you got the wheels from section8
HyperkansaiMr2: Yes
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: Those are mine give them to me
HyperkansaiMr2:...um nick said first come first serve
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: Those are mine I need them
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: I was already on my to get them, that means I was there first!
HyperkansaiMr2: I think Nick meant who ever got there first
HyperkansaiMr2: what year is your STI?
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: its an 05
HyperkansaiMr2: What month did you buy it in?
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: May....what does that have to with this? I want my wheels!
HyperkansaiMr2: You know their 5x100 right?
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: so...
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: and!
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: just give me the wheels!
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: hey ****er give them back
HyperkansaiMr2: I don't think they'll fit on your STI
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: what you think they'll fit on yours? What the ****!
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: why are you being such a dick
HyperkansaiMr2: they won't fit d00d, no need to cuss at me
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: What car do you have, a gay *** mr2?
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: you gonna rice out a set of OZ's on a mr2?
HyperkansaiMr2: I have an Impreza 2.5rs
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: you have a POS, give me the wheels!
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: I mean it!
BLKWRXSTIS3V3N: Those wheels are mine and they belong on an STI
HyperkansaiMr2: thanks for the compliments d00d, ima gonna have to block you.






What an ***

 

franco whats wrong with you give them back!
set a date time and place where you can meet him

we can have all of iclub kick his ***

 

did you get his ip address?

go show off your rims and show off your magnum right besides his temple.

 

hahaha... what a trip...

 

kymphan (11:59:27 AM): dude, why's it look like im doing the creep walk?
*************** (12:00:01 AM): you mean, crip walk. dude, youre so white.

 

Black 02 WRX: check out GSG
Soggynoodles: k