excellent..

 

They'll ask you to join their canoe team.

 

smeade1079 (9:41:47 AM): Yahoo! News Overly Obvious Headline of the Day: "Sewage in floodwaters carries disease"
kymphan (9:42:02 AM): In the south? Yeah.
smeade1079 (9:42:36 AM): Yeah, I'm glad that they had that story, cuz I thought sewage in floodwaters carried wealth and happiness...now I stand corrected.

 

damn you mead!!!

 

:rotfl: hahahahahhaa OMG!! damn. hahaha

 

everyone IM smeade1079

 

*dough!*

 

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=839041

 

heheehe

 

this thread died again

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 ***** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

 

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pretty damn funny

 

^^^

haha. I thought i saw this posted on the web... somewhere other than here..

Tim

 

HyperKansaiMr2: still up?
HyperKansaiMr2: I'm trying to remember the words we were talking about using improper english?
imprezalvr: sorry i was writing captions for the pics
imprezalvr: hmm.. like there their they're?
imprezalvr: hahah where do you get those bloodninja stuff?
imprezalvr: brb
HyperKansaiMr2: need something to make you laugh
imprezalvr: it sure did
HyperKansaiMr2: http://www.distortedprism.com/text/bloodcyber.html
HyperKansaiMr2: I can't remember if we were talking about the improper english at 31 flavs or at the movie?
imprezalvr: hahahahaha sorry i was reading the bloodninja stuff
imprezalvr: umm... i don't remember
HyperKansaiMr2: haarrrrr
imprezalvr: you mean how eddie's cousin's friend was really fobby?
imprezalvr: and she didn't use plural
HyperKansaiMr2: that's right now what are the words that you never say in plural? haaarrrrr
HyperKansaiMr2: oh yeah peoples
imprezalvr: everyones
HyperKansaiMr2: everydays
HyperKansaiMr2: I wanted to start a grammer thread for eddie
imprezalvr: hahaha
imprezalvr: how long has he been here?
HyperKansaiMr2: he went to the same high school as me
HyperKansaiMr2: oh oh another juan me's
imprezalvr: hahaha
HyperKansaiMr2: my highschool was infested with koreans and chinese peoples
HyperKansaiMr2: still reading the blood ninja?
imprezalvr: our highschool was 1/3 white, 1/3 asian, 1/3 others
imprezalvr: hehe nope
HyperKansaiMr2: dang your highschool was pretty neutral
imprezalvr: really?
HyperKansaiMr2: mine was like 50% chinese
HyperKansaiMr2: 50% korean
imprezalvr: i think our sophomore year, the asians took the majority of the race. 35% asian, 30% white
imprezalvr: ahaha
imprezalvr: nices
HyperKansaiMr2: haahahaha
HyperKansaiMr2: I loves it
imprezalvr: it's greats
HyperKansaiMr2: its getting really bads now
HyperKansaiMr2: or worser
imprezalvr: haha just a little bits
HyperKansaiMr2: oh gods
HyperKansaiMr2: that's some funny stuffs
imprezalvr: it sures is
imprezalvr: k i'm gonna go to my apt office real quicks
imprezalvr: brb
imprezalvr: s
HyperKansaiMr2: ks
imprezalvr: ok i'm backs
HyperKansaiMr2: good to sees yous agains
imprezalvr: goods to be backs
HyperKansaiMr2: I have to post up up this in awesome aim thread
HyperKansaiMr2: this is hella funnys
imprezalvr: hahaha go aheads
HyperKansaiMr2: sweet your awesomes!



A perfect example of how not to talk online

 

smead... name sounds familiar... Is he the guy who got lost going to TGIF on Monday from his own home?

Tim

 

yup

and i boobie trapped his car