omfg those are awesome

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik
<Razor_EQ> like
<Razor_EQ> look at this ****
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: im glad i didnt ask for one now
<Razor_EQ> dazed_n_confused_1983: i have cokes and dr peppers tea
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: cool dr pepper
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: but I dont drink ***** anymore

 

<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind me and shot me in the back with his shotgun and I almost tore off my helmet.. Folks I am telling you it's not ***ing worth it!!!


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<wizardofaaahs> I smoke during sex
<martha> wiz, slow down and use a lubricant

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how many times has this happend to you

<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing
<forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn'
<forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u can drink spirits ma ***,ed
<forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all blurre >??~!>

 

Conversation with Fin's Ultra Ego

[13:23] kenshin01: so you bought your woman?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: bought?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: brought... yes
[13:24] a4 gotten soul:
[13:24] kenshin01: brought
[13:24] kenshin01: oh cool
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: she was after 1 drink lol
[13:24] kenshin01: she was what?
[13:24] kenshin01: drunk?
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: well buzzed then drunk after 2
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: heh
[13:25] kenshin01: let me tell you a thing or two about girls son
[13:25] kenshin01: she wasn't buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: she wants action
[13:25] kenshin01: kind of like that lincoln poster
[13:25] kenshin01: SHE WANTS YOU
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: no no, she was buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: so please be smarter about it next time
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: she can have me anytime, don't need alcohol
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: trust me

 

i know she can have you any time youre a guy

and its no lincoln its uncle sam

 

hahahahahaha oh man

 

thats when its time for the almighty R.H.

 

pizza: **** the ash tray is fire
pizza: on*
D Duval 059: pee on it
D Duval 059: unless some one is around
pizza: ok im going to do it
pizza: brb
pizza: yay for firefighter t!
D Duval 059: SWEET!

 

HAHAHAHAHA ash tray is fire!!

WooOO go T....


wait... does that mean we have to call her Pee pee mo now??

 

relative humidity?

 

sure if you want to call it that
haha

 

*****lace (2:49:12 PM): it's normal franco
*****lace (2:49:33 PM): you don't have to be shy about it
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:49:40 PM): hehehe
*****lace (2:49:46 PM): everyone touches themselves
*****lace (2:49:55 PM): do you want me to teach you
*****lace (2:50:06 PM): i getting good at teaching someone
*****lace (2:50:10 PM): =)
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:50:12 PM): oh mai
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:50:24 PM): you're turning me on and im at work
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:50:28 PM): lol
*****lace (2:51:02 PM): i'm learning how to commutate pleasuring oneself

 

H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:14 PM): damn
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:21 PM): now i want sex
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:26 PM): what to do after work
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:27 PM): lol
*****lace (3:20:06 PM): shower
*****lace (3:20:10 PM): i'll join you

 

dang

 

lacey lace?