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04-12-2007, 02:46 PM
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PwNzAgE33: ok so in assembly language we learned that processes in the cpu get set priority levels
PwNzAgE33: 0-7, 7 being the highest priority
PwNzAgE33: this is the example the book gives
PwNzAgE33: "For example, a computer's payroll program may run overnight, and at PL0. It has all night to finish - not terribly urgent. A program that corrects for a nuclear power plant current surge may run at PL6. We are perfectly happy to let the payroll wait while the nuclear power correction keeps us from being blown to bits."
PwNzAgE33: this begs two questions
PwNzAgE33: first
PwNzAgE33: who in the hell is running payroll and a nuclear power surge correction on the same machine
PwNzAgE33: and second, if nuclear power surge correction gets PL6, what on God's green earth gets a ***ing PL7?
PwNzAgE33: 0-7, 7 being the highest priority
PwNzAgE33: this is the example the book gives
PwNzAgE33: "For example, a computer's payroll program may run overnight, and at PL0. It has all night to finish - not terribly urgent. A program that corrects for a nuclear power plant current surge may run at PL6. We are perfectly happy to let the payroll wait while the nuclear power correction keeps us from being blown to bits."
PwNzAgE33: this begs two questions
PwNzAgE33: first
PwNzAgE33: who in the hell is running payroll and a nuclear power surge correction on the same machine
PwNzAgE33: and second, if nuclear power surge correction gets PL6, what on God's green earth gets a ***ing PL7?
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04-12-2007, 02:54 PM
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
<Poyzin> Jesus Christ I hate buying condoms.
<Kilts> why?
<Poyzin> Okay, I'm at Wal Mart, and I pick out a nice box.
<Poyzin> Then all of a sudden a dad, a mom, and two little girls about 4 or 3 walks by me, so I kinda hold it away from them.
<Poyzin> I find out they're about to use the same register as I am, but I flash the dad the condoms, and he just says "C'mon, sweetie. Let's use the next one."
<Kilts> XD
<Poyzin> But it gets better.
<Poyzin> I scan them at the self checkout thing, pay for them, and walk out.
<Poyzin> As I'm leaving I leave this little voice saying "Daddy, whas a trojan?"
<Poyzin> Without missing a beat "It's a soldier. The kind I wish I had when I met your mother."
<Poyzin> Jesus Christ I hate buying condoms.
<Kilts> why?
<Poyzin> Okay, I'm at Wal Mart, and I pick out a nice box.
<Poyzin> Then all of a sudden a dad, a mom, and two little girls about 4 or 3 walks by me, so I kinda hold it away from them.
<Poyzin> I find out they're about to use the same register as I am, but I flash the dad the condoms, and he just says "C'mon, sweetie. Let's use the next one."
<Kilts> XD
<Poyzin> But it gets better.
<Poyzin> I scan them at the self checkout thing, pay for them, and walk out.
<Poyzin> As I'm leaving I leave this little voice saying "Daddy, whas a trojan?"
<Poyzin> Without missing a beat "It's a soldier. The kind I wish I had when I met your mother."
04-12-2007, 03:51 PM
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[orion] man i had a ***ed up dream last night
[orion] i think my maid was fondeling me
[orion] i was being spooned by this chick when she started to finger my ash0le, and i was like "wtf is this ****, get that outta me, but i couldn't move"
[orion] so then i finally got all grossed out and woke up
[orion] and my ash0le felt funny.
(|Chris) you probably fingered your own azz in your sleep
[orion] nah mang, i smelled my fingers...
[orion] i think my maid was fondeling me
[orion] i was being spooned by this chick when she started to finger my ash0le, and i was like "wtf is this ****, get that outta me, but i couldn't move"
[orion] so then i finally got all grossed out and woke up
[orion] and my ash0le felt funny.
(|Chris) you probably fingered your own azz in your sleep
[orion] nah mang, i smelled my fingers...
04-12-2007, 04:08 PM
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<EvilJoven> PDF is suck
<EvilJoven> everyone should make their manuals using HTML
<hikari-chan> Why do people in insist on using verbs as adjectives?
<tack> because is fun
<ketsugi> cos that's so impress
<EvilJoven> because everythings been done before
<EvilJoven> our generation has nothing to conquer, everythings been explored, we're basically just sitting here now kinda hanging out until the generation above us dies and we can take over
<EvilJoven> so screw it, lets play nintendo and butcher the english language
<EvilJoven> everyone should make their manuals using HTML
<hikari-chan> Why do people in insist on using verbs as adjectives?
<tack> because is fun
<ketsugi> cos that's so impress
<EvilJoven> because everythings been done before
<EvilJoven> our generation has nothing to conquer, everythings been explored, we're basically just sitting here now kinda hanging out until the generation above us dies and we can take over
<EvilJoven> so screw it, lets play nintendo and butcher the english language
04-12-2007, 04:40 PM
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<pagan> have you ever sneezed while taking a ****?
<pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least
<goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes?
<goatgirl> major vagina clench
<Juxta> yay for vagina clentch
<goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row
<goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches in quick succession
<pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im bangin her
<goatgirl> hahahah
<pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least
<goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes?
<goatgirl> major vagina clench
<Juxta> yay for vagina clentch
<goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row
<goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches in quick succession
<pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im bangin her
<goatgirl> hahahah
04-12-2007, 04:50 PM
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<faded> i found a pocket p*ssy in my cousins room last night
<SpaceGoat> hahaha
<dfury> hahaha
<faded> so i put it in the dish washer
<faded> to clean it so i could use it
<faded> and it ***ing melted
<SpaceGoat> hahaha
<dfury> hahaha
<faded> so i put it in the dish washer
<faded> to clean it so i could use it
<faded> and it ***ing melted
04-12-2007, 04:52 PM
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hahaha this is just sad
<Chobes> You there, Mr. Mercman2000?
<Mercman2000> I'm talking with a chick. **** off.
<Chobes> Text recognition AI has gotten so advanced.
<Mercman2000> This is ME. Mercman2000 you little Chobesey ***. I am talking with a chick, this is the first non-postal related female contact I have gotten in for ***ing never, so I don't care if your pubes are on fire and you need tech spit to douse the flames, whatever it is, IT CAN ***ING WAIT.
<Trunks> o.o
<Chobes> omg point taken
<Chobes> You there, Mr. Mercman2000?
<Mercman2000> I'm talking with a chick. **** off.
<Chobes> Text recognition AI has gotten so advanced.
<Mercman2000> This is ME. Mercman2000 you little Chobesey ***. I am talking with a chick, this is the first non-postal related female contact I have gotten in for ***ing never, so I don't care if your pubes are on fire and you need tech spit to douse the flames, whatever it is, IT CAN ***ING WAIT.
<Trunks> o.o
<Chobes> omg point taken