Nice Kevin, I'd like too, but this is the worst kind of driver thread.

I hate the kind of drivers that drive beside me and try to crush me against the parked cars, that are throwing they're doors open into my way. I need super tones for my bicycle. That'll scare them. I also hate pedestrians that cross the street while I'm riding down the street causing me to have to swerve to avoid them. They do this all the time to jump the traffic signals when I'm trying to do the same thing. Gerrrrr!!! Maybe a cattle guard on the front of my bike will do the trick. *chases around the coworkers carrying a box* Wack!

 

Oh I get it! Holy Bartender, that's a great one!~

/Jay

 

On my way home found this one...

It was Raining... She is driving a Ford Expedition... On her cell phone... going 65 barely even able to stay in her lane...I was on sunrise, the speed limit is 45... I ****ing HATE Soccer Moms

 

better than the dodge caravan i was stuck behind on watchtell that was going 25 in a 35 and had to break like 100 yards before stop signs and coast up to them at 2 mph. i was getting pissed off.

 

Umm not really.... She isnt going to kill someone doing that...

 

she just about made my head explode *shrug*