you should of seen my neighbors when i had my open down pipe on my street. talk about pissing them off

 

i got some neighbors kids probably around 16-20 coming around at 12-3am with there music blaring and their sub on high. my neighborhood is generally the older generation due to the kids out to college and stuff or the kids are to young to drive.

 

That's not cool though, because by retaliating on the "***-hole" neighbor, you may become an ***-hole neighbor to your other neighbors that you might be cool with. Shoot, when I come home late at night on my motorcycle and there isn't a car behind me, I turn my bike off like 3-4 houses down and coast into my driveway.

 

My neighbors have loud sex. :I

 

The joys of having zero neighbors...

 

I do the same thing but mostly because I have to cross my roommates window before I get to the garage. So I'll kill the engine so she doesn't have to wake up.
I think I might win this neighbor battle though. Imagine not one 21 year old, not two 21 year olds... not even 3 or 4 of them. Put in 8... yes 8! kids in a condo that shares a drive way with 3 other condos. There is consistantly 2 cars in the drive way and any where up to 5; to the point where I have to find my way into my garage with my bike. That is some s*** if I can't get my motorcycle into my garage with out walking it around cars or having to ask someone to move their car altogether... WAIT! I'm not done, thats just the start. They have their garage padded with cardboard to help the sound while their band practices! Yep they are in a band! Some of them do wip-it's and leave the canisters in the bushes outside. I have to sweep out cigerett butts out of my garage and drive way. We have cut 4 different shoes off the power lines (well we called the city to do it). I take empty beer bottles off of the top of my big recycle bins and put them into the recycle (yes, they put them on top but not in the bin). I've banged on their door countless times telling them that I can hear every word and that it's not ok to be this loud at 2am on a wednesday. One time I yelled at them and then I get back to my room and I hear one of them say something like "wait until he comes back, then we'll see whats up". So I put my clothes back on and grab the thick end of my two piece pool stick... walked over and banged on the door yelling "I'm back, lets see whats up!" They start apologizing and went quite... for the night. One of my neighbors we call "10 year old mind" because that is about how smart he is... I've heard he is 29; haha. To top it off we have a honda with about 110hp that revs at my street bike and glares at my roommates 06 STi as if he had a chance. I send photos of all this now to my landlord so the can pass it on and get them kicked out.
Someone top me! I'm sure I can find more things to say about them.

 

^^^ I can't really top that

However, I am a drummer, and I'll practice for an hour or so, but it's always during the day when people are at work. Well, a neighbor at the old house was retired and after 2 years started to complain and threaten. However, he didn't think it was a problem to fire up his table saw and start cutting at 7AM

 

!!!!1!!

thats too funny! i know exactly what you are talking about! had neighbors just like that, i think they got deported ..

one of my neighbors also have loud sex... or at least she makes very unpleasant loud noises; kind of like a pig being butchered while getting pleasured..he just does the ending sequence "ahhh yeah!"
one time they had sex on their patio and i could see them from my upstairs bedroom! she swallows

than i got some neighbors who race their dirt bikes around the hood (it's a circle). it's terribly loud! much louder than my catless 3"
i've contemplated of shooting them with my bb rifle .

 

Dirt bikes... hate em. Some kids near the last house I was at had some and would ride them around on the road (twisty backroad). Our house was on a hill, so we had a long driveway, at the bottom was a fairly good size lawn. They decided it'd make a cool jump and started tearing it up.

I was coming down the driveway with my dog one day and saw them coming across the lawn. If you see the person who's property you're destroying, don't you think you'd slow down to avoid pissing them off even more? Nope, instead the ****er almost hits me!

 

wingless06....that sucks


Yea its not something ima do a lot. But ya i know what you mean about coasting the bike.

When its late at night ill turn my music down right when i turn onto my street (and i live at the dead end so its about 8 or 9 houses down) i roll up my windows and when im like 2 or 3 houses down ill throw it in neutral and coast into the driveway.

 

Nothing to bad but right as you turn in to my neighborhood there are two houses with young kids (ages 3 to 8) and they have these silly signs that say slow down children playing or something like that. I know not a big deal until you see the 3 full sized SUV's that park on the street (even though there is some kind of rule about that) that these kids come bolting out from between. I swear almost hit them a few times only going 15 mph. The worst part is I stopped by one time to ask them about it and they got all pissed and said I need to slow down, and my car is too loud (I have a prodive axle back). Oh and one of the neighbors down the street has a teenage son that I swear would go psycho on animals.

 

Maybe you should shoot the couple with the bb rifle, and have and accidental gravel spill on the little dirt bike track.

Lesson is, there's a time and a place, obviously your neighbors don't know what that means.

I can top you... My GF lives in a house but live across the street from a pretty good sized run down apartment complex. Well she had two shooting in her neighborhood, one across the street, and one on the sidewalk in front of her house. Luckily she wasn't home for either. Ghetto neighborhood FTMFL

 

I've got a neighbor kid down the street who's probably 15-16, and is likely about the only troublemaker on the street. In the past, he's gone around the neighborhood stabbing the streetward tires of random vehicles parked on the street, one of them being my wife's Mustang. Another time, he decided to go around the neighborhood spray painting various vehicles with racial and other epithets, this time not limiting himself to just vehicles parked on the street. He got both our SUV's this time, but fortunately the night was cool & condensation had already formed on the vehicles, so mineral spirits & a soapy washing took care of the problem for most of us. He got a trip to Juvy that night, but was out by morning. While we were on vacation out of state, I'm pretty sure it was the same kid threw eggs on the hood & windshield of one of our vehicles parked on the street, so, sitting in the sun for God-knows-how-long, it baked the paint off. Insurance covered getting a couple plastic parts replaced & getting the hood & fender repainted. Another time, the rear license plate went missing from one of our street-parked vehicles on which we'd just put the new year sticker (maybe he wanted the registration sticker?), so my wife had to go get a new set of plates. This time I bought a set of those security allen bolts with the pin in the middle so the little ****er couldn't steal them again. Fortunately, through all the mischief the little bastard has caused, he never touched my white WRX, which would have shown paint or other damage pretty easily. Nothing lately from the little bastard besides dirty looks as I pass his house on my way home from work each day. I've been thinking of installing a security camera system on the outside of the house to watch the street area & catch him f-ing up (if he does anything again). I'd love to have him out of the neighborhood permanently.

Oh, and he probably goes psycho on animals, too. Fits the profile... I'm sure he'll be seeing my wife once he turns 18, as she's a local jail deputy

 

I have it bad sometimes since i live in a granny unit behind a house of 5 girls who are all under 21 who like to have parties all the time. When they have parties they don't understand the concept of going inside on weeknights once its 1am or so since i normally stay up to about then anyway and don't care if they aren't too loud. the best was when there was two blacks girls they had over for a party yelling f*ck the police at 2am and when i went out n told them they will get f*cked by the police if they don't stfu,after i asked them twice to go inside they called me racist ******...lol

also I live above their garage and mine and they do not understand how to shut a door they seriously slam it with all their power. But i got them back since they continually block my garage so one night they parked in front of their garage, which is a fire lane so i called the towing agency and they towed their brand new m class and in the morning i wake up to one saying WTF WHERE IS MY CAR. it was priceless