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Please stop being such a woman. If you have that much of a problem get a shorter hair cut so you don't have to manage your hair like a prissy girl you degenerate. 
So I come into work and go to the breakroom to drop off my dufflebag full of food to feed a small African country and I'm about to walk through one of the entrance and almost bump into a coworker. While being half awake I apologize and go to the 2nd entrance of the breakroom instead since she was taking her sweet *** time stirring her coffee and blocking the first entrance.
The heffer responsds: "Oh whats the matter? You don't think you could get around me?"
Me: "No, sorry the garbage can is also there and there wouldn't be enough room for me to get by."
Heffer walking off muttering "Dick."
I don't get what I did wrong. Apparently I insinuated she's a huge cow or something when I honestly didn't want to stumble into the garbage can or the heffer
Oh and heads up...the heffer is in no way attractive nor does she possess the intelligence level of a 5 year old.
So I come into work and go to the breakroom to drop off my dufflebag full of food to feed a small African country and I'm about to walk through one of the entrance and almost bump into a coworker. While being half awake I apologize and go to the 2nd entrance of the breakroom instead since she was taking her sweet *** time stirring her coffee and blocking the first entrance.
The heffer responsds: "Oh whats the matter? You don't think you could get around me?"
Me: "No, sorry the garbage can is also there and there wouldn't be enough room for me to get by."
Heffer walking off muttering "Dick."
I don't get what I did wrong. Apparently I insinuated she's a huge cow or something when I honestly didn't want to stumble into the garbage can or the heffer
Oh and heads up...the heffer is in no way attractive nor does she possess the intelligence level of a 5 year old.
3 fat disgusting welfare dependent excuses for human beings rolled up to arco yesterday when i was buying some smokes, i come out of the store & they ask "you got some change to spend" of course i say no & as im getting in my car i hear the fat piece of **** say "****in *******"
What the ****? They rolled up in a newish $30k tahoe & between the three of them they couldnt scrape together some gas money and im an ******* for not giving them any? Maybe they shouldnt have spent $243.64 on food between the three of them last night or how about getting a ****ing job?
I would have shot that mother****er Lincoln too
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Hahaha what a fat *****
3 fat disgusting welfare dependent excuses for human beings rolled up to arco yesterday when i was buying some smokes, i come out of the store & they ask "you got some change to spend" of course i say no & as im getting in my car i hear the fat piece of **** say "****in *******"
What the ****? They rolled up in a newish $30k tahoe & between the three of them they couldnt scrape together some gas money and im an ******* for not giving them any? Maybe they shouldnt have spent $243.64 on food between the three of them last night or how about getting a ****ing job?
I would have shot that mother****er Lincoln too
3 fat disgusting welfare dependent excuses for human beings rolled up to arco yesterday when i was buying some smokes, i come out of the store & they ask "you got some change to spend" of course i say no & as im getting in my car i hear the fat piece of **** say "****in *******"
What the ****? They rolled up in a newish $30k tahoe & between the three of them they couldnt scrape together some gas money and im an ******* for not giving them any? Maybe they shouldnt have spent $243.64 on food between the three of them last night or how about getting a ****ing job?
I would have shot that mother****er Lincoln too
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