Off to bed.

 

guttentaug

 

...and it's off to work we go.

 

yawn, my hair is teh ****ed up

 

Please stop being such a woman. If you have that much of a problem get a shorter hair cut so you don't have to manage your hair like a prissy girl you degenerate.


So I come into work and go to the breakroom to drop off my dufflebag full of food to feed a small African country and I'm about to walk through one of the entrance and almost bump into a coworker. While being half awake I apologize and go to the 2nd entrance of the breakroom instead since she was taking her sweet *** time stirring her coffee and blocking the first entrance.

The heffer responsds: "Oh whats the matter? You don't think you could get around me?"
Me: "No, sorry the garbage can is also there and there wouldn't be enough room for me to get by."
Heffer walking off muttering "Dick."

I don't get what I did wrong. Apparently I insinuated she's a huge cow or something when I honestly didn't want to stumble into the garbage can or the heffer

Oh and heads up...the heffer is in no way attractive nor does she possess the intelligence level of a 5 year old.

 

at least the chunkster at our work is funny

 

I don't think Scott is all that funny.

 

Oh man, there's nothing better than fresh hair cut. I got mine cut yesterday. And none of that saloon bull**** either, barber shop only. If they don't use a straight razor and hot shaving cream I'm not going. That's the whole point.

 

+1 to that. There's a place here called For Men Only -- they have a kegerator and will give you a beer, then wash your hair before you leave. It's great and cheap.

 

By "here" I assume you mean in PA?

That would be awesome though. Haircut, shave AND a free beer!

 

I love the old barbershop talc powder smell. The best thing is that they cost almost half as much as the chain shops (Supercuts, Great Clips).

 

holy **** pizza rolls in the morning was NOT a good ****in idea. i feel like im going to **** everywhere. my toilet is gonna be ****ed

 

Yeah it's pretty sweet. I'm usually out the door $18-$19 back.

 

I love my hair place... hot lil tattoo'd girlies running around in 50's pinup clothes and cutting hair.

amazing.
hmmm... i know where i'm going today.

 

Haha you too huh?