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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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" awww, what?! is your poo-c bleeding? * while making hand gesture around crotch area* waaaaa waaaaa"
Hahaha yeah that one comes up quite a bit but a lot of its pretty original & sometimes falling down hilarious... everyone has their vulnerabilities & we take full advantage
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:04 PM
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*****.. you would if you were HARDCORE!
the last time i got wasted in public i threw up all over the storefront of a gay **** shop then started making homo jokes in Hotrods (the burger place across from faces) about this huge BurleyBear guy with a leather hat on, attempted to urinate on a ferrari (traffic scared me away) but peed on an art gallery instead.

then i tried to fight our friend who was trying to keep me from stumbling into traffic on J street, then as i sat shotgun in the car i started yelling insults in mock ebonix at the people in line at 815L and the greyhound station.
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
...then i tried to fight our friend who was trying to keep me from stumbling into traffic on J street, then as i sat shotgun in the car i started yelling insults in mock ebonix at the people in line at 815L and the greyhound station.
Brings new meaning to "cruisin' for a bruisin'".
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
the last time i got wasted in public i threw up all over the storefront of a gay **** shop then started making homo jokes in Hotrods (the burger place across from faces) about this huge BurleyBear guy with a leather hat on, attempted to urinate on a ferrari (traffic scared me away) but peed on an art gallery instead.

then i tried to fight our friend who was trying to keep me from stumbling into traffic on J street, then as i sat shotgun in the car i started yelling insults in mock ebonix at the people in line at 815L and the greyhound station.
oh your one of those drunks,
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by midnitewrx02
oh your one of those drunks,

yah... this is only when im really fall-over TuckerMax drunk, that night i something like 8 long islands at the FIRST bar. i dont remember anything past throwing up on the **** shop even tho we stayed out for 2hrs after that.

when i drink at my house / friends houses tho, im a jolly drunk. i hate crowds when im sober so i think bars just throw me over the top when im drunk.
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:12 PM
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oh i forgot about how i started proclaiming myself "the samuel L jackson of drinking" quite loudly
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
the last time i got wasted in public i threw up all over the storefront of a gay **** shop then started making homo jokes in Hotrods (the burger place across from faces) about this huge BurleyBear guy with a leather hat on, attempted to urinate on a ferrari (traffic scared me away) but peed on an art gallery instead.

then i tried to fight our friend who was trying to keep me from stumbling into traffic on J street, then as i sat shotgun in the car i started yelling insults in mock ebonix at the people in line at 815L and the greyhound station.
What is it with you and the ghey ****? That's two separate posts now.

Hmmm.

Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Egan
What is it with you and the ghey ****? That's two separate posts now.

Hmmm.

give me some time and ill make it 3

*edit* technically it was a **** store but given its proximatey to Faces i would asume it catered more to *** pounders than gutpunchers
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
give me some time and ill make it 3

*edit* technically it was a **** store but given its proximatey to Faces i would asume it catered more to *** pounders than gutpunchers
You are most likely correct.

The sad thing is that Faces is a good place to pick up hot chicks who go dancing there to keep from being hassled by guys. Of course, you would have to wade through a sea of pillowbiters to get to the chicks and it would most likely cost you your cornhole.
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Egan
You are most likely correct.

The sad thing is that Faces is a good place to pick up hot chicks who go dancing there to keep from being hassled by guys. Of course, you would have to wade through a sea of pillowbiters to get to the chicks and it would most likely cost you your cornhole.
our friend DJs there sometime, and your right there are some really hot strait chicks there. i guess it makes sense, lots of well manicured guys with abs and pumped up biceps to dance with without worried about getting date raped (unless your a dude). we all went one night (5ish guys and 4girls) to see the dj and it was really wierd in there, not the castle of sodomy i had imagined.

i still didnt touch or drink anything, or use the restroom....
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
our friend DJs there sometime, and your right there are some really hot strait chicks there. i guess it makes sense, lots of well manicured guys with abs and pumped up biceps to dance with without worried about getting date raped (unless your a dude). we all went one night (5ish guys and 4girls) to see the dj and it was really wierd in there, not the castle of sodomy i had imagined.

i still didnt touch or drink anything, or use the restroom....
Good call.

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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:58 PM
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Why doesn't Paul@dbtuned answer his phone?!
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Why doesn't Paul@dbtuned answer his phone?!
Caller I.D. FTW!!!
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 03:12 PM
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anddddddd I'm doomed. Just registered 12 units for next semester.

/me uninstalls video games from home PC
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Welcome to the club. I'm trading in my 12 units this semester for 11 units next... which includes calculus and chemistry lab.
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 03:33 PM
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Caller I.D. FTW!!!
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