P.S. if I get another "My computer is running slowly today" help desk ticket, i'm gunna slap someone....


Over-Night the PC fairies came into your work and messed with your PC! they made it slower because they hate you! PC's don't just slow down over night... it's something YOU did to it!

Oh and what's funny is not a single one of them EVER thinks about restarting their computer... that would rather ***** and whine about it

 

tell them "its the y2k7 bug. Cheerios offers a free y2k7 prevention disk in every box. Id hurry up and get one though, as it may already be too late. Kthnxby"

 

can I tell them to shove the cheerio box up their *** when they are done with it??

I really should start tellign rumors that the 7 in 2007 is messing with the systems, and back when we tried to fix the y2k bug we only could make it to the year 2006, so now some of the systems are having problems.. I just gotta run my update and all will be fixed!!! Then just restart the computer, and be like problem solved!!! then they will start telling people who will tell people who will tell people who will tell the news!!

 

i dont wanna wake up...

 

When I used to work at Home Depot there was a guy in my dept. and he brought in a cot and took naps a few times through the day in the recieving area back behind a bunch of our fridges and stoves. He wouldn't listen to us that he shouldn't sleep there (I wasn't against him napping, just didn't want a big stove comming down on him when no one knew he was back there.) Sure enough a few managers were going back to recieving one day to see how our appliance back stock area was to order more and they caught him sleeping behind a bunch of fridges lol. Yea...he was fired lol :rotfl:

Are they in the plain or the honey nut cheerio boxes??

Seriously...you need to do that!

 

main cpu cooling issue is what it sounds like. get a core monitor that logs for at least a couple minutes, I've got one at home if you can't find one, PM me and I'll send it to you, but have it log for a while during gameplay (extreme load) and see what your temps look like. If you know you've got a cheap fan, that's mostly it.

What CPU are you running? What fan? What are your idle vs. load temps like?

 

waking up sick....FTL!

 

oh man, I used to have this transcript of a technical support chat that was asking the lady to check the wall socket because the computer wasn't turning on...to make sure her power was on in her house, etc. **** was hilarious

 

WHAT???

 

^ :rotfl: :banana: r00ftl...

 

http://www.techcomedy.com/ YWIA

 

fantastico! Thanks homie!

 

np

 

whatever happened with the ecutek?

 

Wooo hooo!!! I went to Las Vegas for new years!!!

Saturday: Got to the airport & hit the bar, got to Vegas about 12pm and checked into the Monte Carlo, plyed slots a bunch & won a couple hundred bucks, drank ~20 margaritas and an 18 pack later at night and ended up passing out on the floor of my hotel room.

Sunday: woke up at 4pm with a bangin headache and went down to the bar to start drinking again... ended up meeting up with my cousin & her boyfriend so me & him started walking around and i met a "dancer" from michigan while searching for the stickiest of the icky, she was by herself so i told her she could come with us so i spent NYE with a stripper... Vegas ****ing rocks :banana:

The strip was ****ing nuts and suprisingly everyone was getting along and i didnt se anyone get arrested all night

I will be going back next year