new help desk case....


*boo boo has a paper jam.... thanks*


i'd go fix it... but im eating...

 

lol, which line do you work?

 

huh?

i do IT **** were i get to run around and fix all the stupid *** problems around the building



In before I have to **** my brains out... I just consumed a 29 grams of protein, protein bar... and a 22 grams of protein, muscle milk

 

I'm saying which help desk line do you work for, hp, dell, etc?

 

It's possibly, but unfortunately STDs don't stay in vegas

I hate that..I'm not even IT and I know wtf to do. Worst thing is the screen says something like "lift lid" and most morons don't know what to do. Or my personal favorite with a printer thats in front of a wall and they use the first tray, which is normally a loading tray on the bottom of the printer. And the morons have the printer directly against the wall and they try to slide the tray back in...only to keep hitting the fawking wall not realizing wtf is going on until I walk over there and move the printer forward a little and then slide the tray in and walk away shaking my head.

 

It's sad...you study so much for being an Admin/IT guy and put in alot of dedication to it only to 95% of the time fix someone's crappy email, reboot their computer, unjam a printer, or listen to whinny brats with their random stupid questions that are insanely simple.

 

i don't really work a specific line, I fix Dell/Hp/any kind of problems for the state, at ADP


seriously... I just went and fixed that jam... I was walked there, opened the front... dropped down the printer cartridge... manually spun the roller... out came the jam... closed the door... out came 2382348 pages.... walked away, took more time to type this then it did to fix it

 

LAWLz, the machines where I work have approx. 10 sheets in the printers when they are going, so a jam takes a few minutes to clear (=

 

@ teh lame office n00bs!

 

This rockstar zero carb is pretty damn good, way better than diet rockstar. Anyone had it yet?

 

zero carb/diet anything = prissy ****. I don't care what anyone says there IS a difference in taste!

 

ah its nice to have the day off

oh and my car is going to be ready :banana:

 

Does it taste anything like zero carb monsters? if so... :ntia:


I just had an epiphany... they say the fake sugar in diet soda's make alcohal absorb faster into the blood streem... so if u were to drink jager and diet rockstar, you could get the rush from the energy drink... the alchy from the jager.... and the faster absorbtion from the fake sugar!

 

prissy = diabetic = me

 

I might have to check that out

and nah, doesn't taste anything like monster. Actually it takes almost exactly like regular rockstar...good isht.