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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
My daughter's birthday is today & my wife placed a cake order at a grocery store.
My sister said she could pick it up.
Sister called me in a panic earlier, telling me that the cake wasn't made, as the order had been lost.

"No problem. See if there are any other unicorn cakes there." I replied.
"Yes, there's two."

"OK. Get the names/phone #/ whatever else is written on the tag & leave."

She complied & I went to the store.

Lady at the cake counter: "May I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Mr Smith, ph# 555-1212. I'm here to pick up my Unicorn cake."

"Here's you cake Mr Smith."


I'm so going to hell.
:rotfl: holy **** :rotfl:
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
My daughter's birthday is today & my wife placed a cake order at a grocery store.
My sister said she could pick it up.
Sister called me in a panic earlier, telling me that the cake wasn't made, as the order had been lost.

"No problem. See if there are any other unicorn cakes there." I replied.
"Yes, there's two."

"OK. Get the names/phone #/ whatever else is written on the tag & leave."

She complied & I went to the store.

Lady at the cake counter: "May I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Mr Smith, ph# 555-1212. I'm here to pick up my Unicorn cake."

"Here's you cake Mr Smith."


I'm so going to hell.
Paul, you are my hero
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:21 PM
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:24 PM
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I hope you paid in cash
They can have my unicorn cake when they can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
They can have my unicorn cake when they can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:28 PM
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
My daughter's birthday is today & my wife placed a cake order at a grocery store.
My sister said she could pick it up.
Sister called me in a panic earlier, telling me that the cake wasn't made, as the order had been lost.

"No problem. See if there are any other unicorn cakes there." I replied.
"Yes, there's two."

"OK. Get the names/phone #/ whatever else is written on the tag & leave."

She complied & I went to the store.

Lady at the cake counter: "May I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Mr Smith, ph# 555-1212. I'm here to pick up my Unicorn cake."

"Here's you cake Mr Smith."


I'm so going to hell.
Thanks a lot, now my little sister who has a terminal illness with only one day to live is going to miss out on her last wish of having a piece of unicorn cake before she dies.
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by T-Will
Thanks a lot, now my little sister who has a terminal illness with only one day to live is going to miss out on her last wish of having a piece of unicorn cake before she dies.
you best call Make-A-Wish in a hurry then
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious
you best call Make-A-Wish in a hurry then
They're all out of unicorn cakes...
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:30 PM
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by T-Will
They're all out of unicorn cakes...
Nah, there is one left. You just gotta get the name and phone number from Paul's sister.
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:33 PM
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Nah, there is one left. You just gotta get the name and phone number from Paul's sister.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by T-Will
Thanks a lot, now my little sister who has a terminal illness with only one day to live is going to miss out on her last wish of having a piece of unicorn cake before she dies.
It's her own fault of dying.
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Cohnster
I need 18" forged wheels, NOW!!
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1059532

18" GC-06D! go go go!
Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
It's her own fault of dying.
Its not even that special really. I mean, they don't even use real unicorn.



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