Being single, having no animals, and whatnot, I can't even fathom spending $450 on a vacuum. Granted, I am very picky about where I live being clean, but still...

If this is what you have to do to keep your wife happy when you're married, count me out

 

If I had been drinking water I would have done the same.

 

Speaking of water, I need to drink some.

 

You better... uh... drink some then.

 

What he said.