since the illplanned SRiC Softball weekend fell through,
lets have another round of Calvinball in it's place...



so i take out my super-extravaganza calvinball bat and take three steps back while i swing blindfolded on my left foot.

the canalope we're playing with smashes into the pentagon and is thought to be a Boeing 757.


us = two sticks of bubble gum
them = acts of terrorism

 

oh man.. here we go

I kick the fuzzy ball into the 2x scoring net while swing the rope in a CCW direction. Due to the ball reaching the net on an odd second of time, I get 3x scoring for the next 11 second. I touch the base of sponsorship and receive 3 beavers as a reward

Score:

Us = 4 beavers
them = Ã

 

i use my super spin mode to tunnel uner the freeway to catch their pop fly and while over there i grab an icecream sandwich from the icecream man. they slip on my discarded wrapper and i am able to sneak 34 others across the away team home plate in uper left field while they try to get up.


us = ben & jerry
them = safeway select

 

I build a wall and deploy the national guard to prevent pozzi's score. I then use the misdirection I've created to distract the other team from my entering the blue zone with my underwear on backwards, thus gaining eleventy factorial points.

Us: eleventy!
Them: deported

 

i grab a zoltyshocker and swim 90 yards to put a jawbreaker through the uprights while wearing plad. giving me 1/4 point per yard swam x7 for the plad.



us = not argile
them = paisley

 

I put my shoes on my hands, tie my socks around my ankles, and make airplane sounds with my arms spread while I run around kicking the Ball of Ultimate Smashing off of the walls.

Us: Q
Them: -b

 

I put on my wizard hat, cast a spell of retardification, which is blocked by the cloak of saltine crackers.

Us: YES
Them: Banninated!