Ed's never played Calvinball, he doesn't understand.


I hide the ball inside my shirt, then shuffle around the goalpost while whistling "The Gambler" for a triple word score.

Us: 8 trillion and a cheese stick.
Them: purple.

 

I take the 2nd grey ball from the "PILE-o-POINTS" score table and make a 2 point shot from left field.

As I round 34th base, I hop on my left foot to score the red ball bonus and deduct 3 runners from outfield

Score:

us: 6.02x10 to the power of 23
them: negitive evelenty billion

 

I catch the ball with the front mounted dyson on the mad max mobile. Rip through the pits for a change of 7 tires using my bonus for filling the 'drift' and 'oncoming' stars. Pull into traffic and pass everone in the inverted tunnel for the w1n.


Fridays: Fat bag of stolen haloween candy
Mondays: sprouts

 

I toss up the chicken and gather the outside bonus points. I take 44 of the extra points and buy the base of safety and put it in the 22nd position.

As I do this, I throw a ball through the hoop of fire and reverse scores while running backwards. We score and invert the bases from green to red

score:
us: 1
them: 0

 

I take my bfg 9000 and kill this thread.



I don't understand....

 

sweet.. the segregation has begun..

 

I hop on my unicycle while juggling the Calvinball and 2 small children. I do an end-run around the 17th yard line while shuffling backwards on my hands, then run wildly for the extra point while touching my nose with both hands for the 18 point conversion

Us: 17
Them: canoodling wildly

 

Aaron forgot that singing "The Gambler" while the Kenny Roggers Effect is in play, negates the tripple word score and reduces it to a double shampoo points play. Penalty on the play while the score gets recalculates.

Us: 2 trillion
Them: Bottle of Prell

To return the ball to play, I staple it to the green ball already in play and hit a home run into the opposing end zone for maximum super double bonus points.

Us: Pretzels
Them: 5

 

I use the wheel of time travel to go back before the game started and used the "score points before the game starts from using time travel" button and got a tripple word score

I came back into present time with the donkey of explosion and rode him to the 3rd base before the timer reset to 30.

I scored 4 black pies

score:
us: rubber
them: glue

 

I pull out my baseball club, grab the base that goes to the runner, shoots and scores a hole in one. Then I grab my bottle of Gatorade while pouring it up my hizzy and yelling "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM ANYWAYS!" at the other team, which is just a bunch of adopted baby elephants that can't walk yet anyways.

Score:
Me: Your mom
Them: My box of Quaker 100% Natural Granola Oats & Honey Cereal

 

 

Ahhhh, now I get it!