CALVINBALL TIME !!!
wo0t! calvinballs back!
round efteen of the global swack bowl and we're up 3 to corndog...
i smash a left field pop fly with a soccer ball off my wooden leg for a fithtuplet play and take two bases home with me for an extra bonus of bubblegum.
us: Angels + bubblegum
them: meatloaf.
round efteen of the global swack bowl and we're up 3 to corndog...
i smash a left field pop fly with a soccer ball off my wooden leg for a fithtuplet play and take two bases home with me for an extra bonus of bubblegum.
us: Angels + bubblegum
them: meatloaf.
With overtime ending and tacotime starting I scoop the ball out of the hovel it once squatted and proceed glazed in white smoke to a 30,000 point fling, over a field of wet glass…
Us: Maxell High Grade 8 hr
Them: Sony 6 hr
Us: Maxell High Grade 8 hr
Them: Sony 6 hr
this is the slowest game of calvin ball i've seen....
so to spice it up we call in james brown to pinch hit a triplesec shot while the travelocity knome has tea and misses the wiffleball as it shoots from the trunk of the elephant on nano base 12.
us: rockstars
them: gingervitus
so to spice it up we call in james brown to pinch hit a triplesec shot while the travelocity knome has tea and misses the wiffleball as it shoots from the trunk of the elephant on nano base 12.
us: rockstars
them: gingervitus
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Base 12, aka Rosie O'Donnell, explodes as the wifflebazookaballapalooza fires string cheese from it's snout smearing the audience of pygmy goats with pepperoni pizza. One goat says "yum". The other mechanized walker says "I don't like Type R", just as David Hasselhoff rounds the goal post for a free get out of jail free contract.
Us: David Hasselhoff
Them: Pygmy goats that say "yum"
Us: David Hasselhoff
Them: Pygmy goats that say "yum"
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Originally Posted by T-Will
Base 12, aka Rosie O'Donnell, explodes as the wifflebazookaballapalooza fires string cheese from it's snout smearing the audience of pygmy goats with pepperoni pizza. One goat says "yum". The other mechanized walker says "I don't like Type R", just as David Hasselhoff rounds the goal post for a free get out of jail free contract.
Us: David Hasselhoff
Them: Pygmy goats that say "yum"
Us: David Hasselhoff
Them: Pygmy goats that say "yum"
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Originally Posted by jvick125
I take my bfg 9000 and kill this thread.
I don't understand....
I don't understand....
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Originally Posted by Scott@S-Squared
you just ended the game
Score:
Us: Three Michael Jackson impersonators
Them: My right pinky toe plus the square root of Q
yeah! game saved!
we take the sponge out of the bucket and wet down home base while singing "under the bridge" by RHCP. they start dancing and singing along and forget to light the fuse to the cannon allowing us to dig four tunnels to maui and score a goal on the beach.
us: spanish gold.
them: peanut butter on a dogs tongue.
we take the sponge out of the bucket and wet down home base while singing "under the bridge" by RHCP. they start dancing and singing along and forget to light the fuse to the cannon allowing us to dig four tunnels to maui and score a goal on the beach.
us: spanish gold.
them: peanut butter on a dogs tongue.
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John incurs a veeblefetzer penalty for bumping the Calvinball with no forward progress. I huck the ball over my shoulder behind my back, bounce it off a tree and past the 6th down marker for a triple word score.
Us: 67.4
Them: still trying to play a record with a peanut.
Us: 67.4
Them: still trying to play a record with a peanut.
I deflate the Calvinball and send it through the hell of upside down deaths and through the ring of green fire bouncing off the left-field marker and onto the table of re-inflation scoring 11 monkey tokens .
Us:boondoggle
Them:yes
Us:boondoggle
Them:yes
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Special!
Yeah, Calvin Ball!
Special 5th quarter is declared! While singing "Frosty the Snowman," overinflate the Calvinball. Using Tom Knapp's shotgun, explode the Calvinball over the goal wicket.
Disgronificators for everyone!
Score:
Us: confetti
Them: vinyl
Special 5th quarter is declared! While singing "Frosty the Snowman," overinflate the Calvinball. Using Tom Knapp's shotgun, explode the Calvinball over the goal wicket.
Disgronificators for everyone!
Score:
Us: confetti
Them: vinyl