Screw the Frames Thursday!!!
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A salesman comes in, wanting me to switch credit card processors.
I use QuickBooks & their own processing stuff because it's the best value for me.
I ask the sales ***** if his **** integrates with QuickBooks, knowing full well that it doesn't.
"Sure does!" is his reply. "Now if you just show me your latest processor's statement, I can show you how much you'll save!"
I tell him to give me his best quote without seeing my statement.
"Ohhhh ...I can't do that.."
Ok...thanks bye...not interested.
He leaves.
I proceed to tell a customer that that is one of the many benefits of owning your own business; *********** coming around trying to take your money by promising the world.
"You know...I'm still here & I heard what you said." The sales ***** was hiding around the corner & I did not see him.
"So you aren't denying that you're a **** sucker?" was my question to him.
He simply turned & walked away.....
I use QuickBooks & their own processing stuff because it's the best value for me.
I ask the sales ***** if his **** integrates with QuickBooks, knowing full well that it doesn't.
"Sure does!" is his reply. "Now if you just show me your latest processor's statement, I can show you how much you'll save!"
I tell him to give me his best quote without seeing my statement.
"Ohhhh ...I can't do that.."
Ok...thanks bye...not interested.
He leaves.
I proceed to tell a customer that that is one of the many benefits of owning your own business; *********** coming around trying to take your money by promising the world.
"You know...I'm still here & I heard what you said." The sales ***** was hiding around the corner & I did not see him.
"So you aren't denying that you're a **** sucker?" was my question to him.
He simply turned & walked away.....
You should have shot at him as he left.
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White Bengal Tiger named Odin
Odin is six years old and 10 feet long from tail to nose. Odin lives at a Zoo
in Vallejo, California, near San Francisco.
When a lump of meat was thrown into a pool of water, Odin would happily dive in after it.
'He makes a funny face - and it's actually to close his nostrils to stop the water
from going into his nose.'
Odin is six years old and 10 feet long from tail to nose. Odin lives at a Zoo
in Vallejo, California, near San Francisco.
When a lump of meat was thrown into a pool of water, Odin would happily dive in after it.
'He makes a funny face - and it's actually to close his nostrils to stop the water
from going into his nose.'
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White Bengal Tiger named Odin
Odin is six years old and 10 feet long from tail to nose. Odin lives at a Zoo
in Vallejo, California, near San Francisco.
When a lump of meat was thrown into a pool of water, Odin would happily dive in after it.
'He makes a funny face - and it's actually to close his nostrils to stop the water
from going into his nose.'
Odin is six years old and 10 feet long from tail to nose. Odin lives at a Zoo
in Vallejo, California, near San Francisco.
When a lump of meat was thrown into a pool of water, Odin would happily dive in after it.
'He makes a funny face - and it's actually to close his nostrils to stop the water
from going into his nose.'
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