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Woohoo, we can finally close this mother down.
Mods, MVWRX and I would like to request that this thread be closed. Thank you.
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
ugghh..
I've been asking for this thread to die down long *** time ago.
once again
Devil > Jesus
I've been asking for this thread to die down long *** time ago.
once again
Devil > Jesus
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Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick. The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick. The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard. I was getting kinda dizzy eating all the lard. There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one and after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue. Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat and the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat.
My stomach was a'tremblin' and I broke out in a rash. I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash. So I went and found a hose, tore off all my clothes, turned on the water and it shot right up my nose. Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak so she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak.
I was lying there naked, my body badly bruised in a pool of my own blood, unconscious and confused. Well the cops came and got me and threw me in their van and I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand.
They took me to the judge, his eyes a'glowin' red. The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead. Well the sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws. The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls. The air was getting thick, the smoke was getting thicker. The judge read the verdict, said "Cut off his head!"
Well they placed me on the altar and they raised up the axe. My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks. I noticed all the smoke machines, cameras, and the lights. Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed the crew and the band playin' down below and I realized I was in a rock video.
So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour and I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure. I made out with the groupies, started fires backstage, made a lot of money, and I gave it all away.
Well the band got killed so I started a solo career and I won all the awards and I drank all the beer and I opened up the taco stand just to smell the smell. Cookin' with the devil fryin' down in hell.
My stomach was a'tremblin' and I broke out in a rash. I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash. So I went and found a hose, tore off all my clothes, turned on the water and it shot right up my nose. Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak so she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak.
I was lying there naked, my body badly bruised in a pool of my own blood, unconscious and confused. Well the cops came and got me and threw me in their van and I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand.
They took me to the judge, his eyes a'glowin' red. The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead. Well the sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws. The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls. The air was getting thick, the smoke was getting thicker. The judge read the verdict, said "Cut off his head!"
Well they placed me on the altar and they raised up the axe. My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks. I noticed all the smoke machines, cameras, and the lights. Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed the crew and the band playin' down below and I realized I was in a rock video.
So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour and I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure. I made out with the groupies, started fires backstage, made a lot of money, and I gave it all away.
Well the band got killed so I started a solo career and I won all the awards and I drank all the beer and I opened up the taco stand just to smell the smell. Cookin' with the devil fryin' down in hell.
Originally Posted by MVWRX
Actually, the pope speaks for the Catholic church. And while Catholics are Christians, they are not all the Christians. Many protestant Christian churches did and do support everything Bush does because of his 'mandate' from some guy they call 'god'. Some even went as far as to chastise anyone who voted for Kerry.
It's funny to me that you equate good reasoning with good grammar. And how you're the one who made the most innacurate post while condemning inacurate posts. And, most importantly, how one can get a good idea of anyone's political party based on the person's religion. Which is bogus.
But I can promise you that you have no idea what my political party is. I'll help you out...it doesn't exist. If you thought I was a democrat because I'm pro-choice...well, you're wrong. Independant because both parties are full of hypocritical, selfish idiots.
EDIT: Sorry to everyone here who isn't involved in the discussion and would rather the thread die. It will now.
It's funny to me that you equate good reasoning with good grammar. And how you're the one who made the most innacurate post while condemning inacurate posts. And, most importantly, how one can get a good idea of anyone's political party based on the person's religion. Which is bogus.
But I can promise you that you have no idea what my political party is. I'll help you out...it doesn't exist. If you thought I was a democrat because I'm pro-choice...well, you're wrong. Independant because both parties are full of hypocritical, selfish idiots.
EDIT: Sorry to everyone here who isn't involved in the discussion and would rather the thread die. It will now.
Everyone knows that "The Church" is the Catholic Church. If not, watch the news more.
I did not say that I could tell based by your religion, but by the contents of the posts (view points).
I'm also curious what inaccurate statement I made in my post.
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