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Old 05-16-2005, 11:00 AM
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Here is a perfect example of the organized religion that was mentioned in this thread and fighting in the name of God. I forgot to mention that is basically what a cult is. They call themselves Christians and their actions are done in the name of God.
Having heard this story in various versions over the last couple of years, I went to snopes to check it out...

... and stumbled across this:

If not, how about a quote from High Priest of Satanism: "Harry [Potter] is an absolute god send to our cause," said High Priest Egan of the First Church Of Satan in Salem, MA. "An organization like ours thrives on new blood (no pun intended) and we've had more applicants than we can handle lately. And, of course, practically all of them are virgins, which is gravy."
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Top notch, you're are full of hypochrisy. It's not your fault though, the church did that to you.


You say killing is bad. BUT, if someone attacks you with the intent to kill, you can kill them. That's hypocritical enough. But what about countries going to war? The gov't knows that many people will die and kill others. But that's justified to, in your hypocritical little Christ-centric circlef***.


Everything is a grey area. Even killing. If it can be justified sometimes for defense/politics/oil/what-the-f***-ever, then it can be justified for abortion.


And your little expose on cults is even more hypocrisy. You know what I call a cult? A group of people who meet once a week, think that they will all meet up at the same place when they die to be happy forever, and try to convince everyone else that they're right. OH WAIT. That's Christianity.

SRIC/BAIC/allIC does not need a Pastor.
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Originally Posted by MVWRX
Top notch, you're are full of hypochrisy. It's not your fault though, the church did that to you.


You say killing is bad. BUT, if someone attacks you with the intent to kill, you can kill them. That's hypocritical enough. But what about countries going to war? The gov't knows that many people will die and kill others. But that's justified to, in your hypocritical little Christ-centric circlef***.


Everything is a grey area. Even killing. If it can be justified sometimes for defense/politics/oil/what-the-f***-ever, then it can be justified for abortion.


And your little expose on cults is even more hypocrisy. You know what I call a cult? A group of people who meet once a week, think that they will all meet up at the same place when they die to be happy forever, and try to convince everyone else that they're right. OH WAIT. That's Christianity.

SRIC/BAIC/allIC does not need a Pastor.
It's called self-defense. To kill without intent. Abortion is killing with intent. I don't really care what you think of me. As for the SRIC Pastor thing, that was meant to be as a joke.

Welcome to the SRIC, enjoy your stay

*EDIT* That's your view on Christianity. Do you represent everybody else?

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Originally Posted by MVWRX
You know what I call a cult? A group of people who meet once a week, think that they will all meet up at the same place when they die to be happy forever, and try to convince everyone else that they're right. OH WAIT. That's SRIC & their little Natomas Meet!
Fixed that for you.
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Yea the SRIC is a mean crowd.

EDIT: I don't want to get excommunicated

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Or maybe Jesus will come down in his Escalade and pwn your ***.
^^^^^^That's what Mr. Jackson has been talking about for years. Escalade or a 64.
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Originally Posted by topnotchwrx
It's called self-defense. To kill without intent.
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Originally Posted by topnotchwrx
It's called self-defense. To kill without intent. Abortion is killing with intent.
Like I said, you can justify killing for some things that are selfish (like self-preservasion), but can't when it's abortion. That's called hypocrisy, regardless of weather there's intent.


Why, exactly, are you so against abortion. Your reasoning so far has been 'because the church says it's killing'. But the same church, I would bet, supported our country going to war with Saddam. Ask yourself why they support mass murder for oil and political gain, but not abortion. When your brain stops reeling from trying to answer this paradoxical question that reveals how hypocritical Christian churches are, try figuring out how often 'devout' Christians break one of the 10 commandments because of a 'special circumstance'.
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