early!

so i made the second sunday thread

 

you FAIL at life.....check creation times....

 

you FAIL at reading titles... I'm pretty sure the x2 meant 2 threads.. meaning I saw yours... and made another one on purpose... we were both early.. I was less early therefore I win

 

ummm...well..... chipotle incident.. BAM!!!! I WIN!!!

 

well... who got **** from a girl 9,000 times hotter then chipotle ***** last night.....


oh yes... me...


you win nothing... I didn't even have to try for this one either, all i had to do was show her how to bowl on nintendo wii.. and next thing i know she was ontop of me... LAWLS!

 

and now... we post the truth...
STd: then next thing i know she was sitting on my lap and was all over me
STd: lol
Matt: blah blah blah
Matt: sitting on the lap = time to beat em in
STd: haha dude she got to drunk!!
STd: i was all up on that **** ****ing grabbing her ****... banging it out
STd: she was grabbing my thighs and ****
STd: then next thing i know she was ****ign WAYYYYYYY gone
STd: and it was rambeling on and on and on and on
Matt: oh welll
STd: and kept oging to the bathroom and it took her 20 minutes to walk there and back
STd: so i stopped
STd: and was like wow... this ***** is way to ****ed up
STd: so when i stopped it pissed her off
Matt: "here **** kiss the pillow...blah blah blah "
STd: haha
STd: after she was to drunk to walk
Matt: its the way things need to be done
STd: all she wanted to do was go home
STd: because she had to vomit and didn't wanna throw up infront of me
Matt: LOL
STd: mind you.. this was off like 4-5 beers...
Matt: beat them in...
12:00 AM
STd: ****ing light weights man
Matt: its the proper way of doing it
STd: oh well
STd: highlight of the night was
STd: there was 2 girls
STd: me my friend and justin
STd: we went bowling
STd: at bowling i was kinda talking to this girl but more to the girl my friend was "with"
STd: onvce we got home it was me... girl.... the other girl... and my friend sitting on the couch
STd: the girl was on me... the other girl was on my friend
STd: and justin was on my laptop
STd: basically having to watch it
STd: LOL
Matt: LOL
Matt: pwnt!
STd: ya he left my house so quic
STd: k
Matt: LOL

 

meh... pretty sure my fingers smelled like vagina last night.. infact i know this to be true... LOL... and tomorrow night they shall smell like it again