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From: Front pleated TWill pants...
Car Info: 2004 PSM WRX
Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
Isn't it clear that Oaf knows his way around the "breathalizer"?
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Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?
[They go up to the car.]
Driver: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
[The man gives him his license.]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Driver: [laughing] Sorry.
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Driver: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[Foster stares at him.]
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
Driver: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
[The man laughs.]
Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
[The man is uncontrollably laughing.]
Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
[Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]
Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]
Foster: Meow!
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From: Front pleated TWill pants...
Car Info: 2004 PSM WRX
Originally Posted by El Supremo
I was that concerned citizen who snitched on you. If I wasn't so drunk I would of pulled over an ID'ed you instead of honking my horn when I passed.
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Car Info: 97 LOB, 05 FXT, 03 Tundra
Originally Posted by El Supremo
Someone who wants to get his wrx wagon tuned. I was told now that Nate is a Wyo-tech, Oaf would be doing the tuning at S-Squared. Scary thought, but I still have to get my wagon tuned.
I can't say anything more until we get vendor stuff taken care of.
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Car Info: 2005 LGT wagon
Originally Posted by sybir
S-Squared is no more, and Oaf is opening his own shop.
I can't say anything more until we get vendor stuff taken care of.
I can't say anything more until we get vendor stuff taken care of.
El Supremo, feel free to pm me with any questions you may have.
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