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07-11-2005, 10:18 PM
#136
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deede:
Creep in her room while she's sleeping.
Using a stick of red lipstick, draw a line acroos her delicate throat.
Using the lipstick, right the following on her mirror:
"The next time. I'll use a Heinkel's".
OK...maybe a tad too violent.
You can always leave upper tankers in her toilet.
Leave her mayo/chicken/fish out all day, returning to the fridge before she comes home.
Urinate in her shampoo bottles.
Urinate on her clothes in the dryer; after drying, the clothing will not stink until she gets it hot & sweaty.
Have fun.
Creep in her room while she's sleeping.
Using a stick of red lipstick, draw a line acroos her delicate throat.
Using the lipstick, right the following on her mirror:
"The next time. I'll use a Heinkel's".
OK...maybe a tad too violent.
You can always leave upper tankers in her toilet.
Leave her mayo/chicken/fish out all day, returning to the fridge before she comes home.
Urinate in her shampoo bottles.
Urinate on her clothes in the dryer; after drying, the clothing will not stink until she gets it hot & sweaty.
Have fun.
07-11-2005, 10:21 PM
#137
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Originally Posted by STi deede
Gahhhhhh!!! This is *********en straw number 2.
I can't stand this lady. I just asked her about getting another roll of tp in the bathroom and she told me that I was using to much. She says that I blow my nose too much and I'm using all her toilet paper. I told her that I felt bad for going through it so quickly, and that I would replenish it tomorrow. I asked her if I could just get a roll for the night. Then she proceeds to give me a person supply that she unrolls from the spool. I feel like an idiot.
She then tells me that it isn't free toilet paper. I made the mistake of telling her what I made an hour in overtime and she uses it against me for using tp. Fricken hippies. I'm gonna start using her towels just to spite her.
I know that she doesn't even pay money for her paper products they are stolen from work and fast food restruants. I'm getting my own personal paper that I will not be sharing.
Ooooooo I got a better idea I'm gonna give her 4 giant rolls of tp. I'm gonna roll them so big that they won't fit on the holder.
I can't stand this lady. I just asked her about getting another roll of tp in the bathroom and she told me that I was using to much. She says that I blow my nose too much and I'm using all her toilet paper. I told her that I felt bad for going through it so quickly, and that I would replenish it tomorrow. I asked her if I could just get a roll for the night. Then she proceeds to give me a person supply that she unrolls from the spool. I feel like an idiot.
She then tells me that it isn't free toilet paper. I made the mistake of telling her what I made an hour in overtime and she uses it against me for using tp. Fricken hippies. I'm gonna start using her towels just to spite her.
I know that she doesn't even pay money for her paper products they are stolen from work and fast food restruants. I'm getting my own personal paper that I will not be sharing.
Ooooooo I got a better idea I'm gonna give her 4 giant rolls of tp. I'm gonna roll them so big that they won't fit on the holder.
07-11-2005, 10:31 PM
#139
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Originally Posted by Egan
I was watching South Park when you were still watching Scooby Doo. 
Please i watched the very first pilot episode I bet you still wish you could be cartman in that episode....
07-11-2005, 10:32 PM
#140
Originally Posted by LookingForPower
Please i watched the very first pilot episode I bet you still wish you could be cartman in that episode....
07-11-2005, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by nKoan
Mom let you stay up that late?
HELLLLL YA I was like what 10 or so at the time i think, they are on their what 9th year
07-11-2005, 10:52 PM
#143
Originally Posted by LookingForPower
HELLLLL YA I was like what 10 or so at the time i think, they are on their what 9th year
Though, Egan must be remembering watching South Park from his first years in the retirement home
07-11-2005, 10:59 PM
#144
Originally Posted by LookingForPower
HELLLLL YA I was like what 10 or so at the time i think, they are on their what 9th year
07-11-2005, 11:09 PM
#145
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Originally Posted by STi deede
Gahhhhhh!!! This is *********en straw number 2.
I can't stand this lady. I just asked her about getting another roll of tp in the bathroom and she told me that I was using to much. She says that I blow my nose too much and I'm using all her toilet paper. I told her that I felt bad for going through it so quickly, and that I would replenish it tomorrow. I asked her if I could just get a roll for the night. Then she proceeds to give me a person supply that she unrolls from the spool. I feel like an idiot.
She then tells me that it isn't free toilet paper. I made the mistake of telling her what I made an hour in overtime and she uses it against me for using tp. Fricken hippies. I'm gonna start using her towels just to spite her.
I know that she doesn't even pay money for her paper products they are stolen from work and fast food restruants. I'm getting my own personal paper that I will not be sharing.
Ooooooo I got a better idea I'm gonna give her 4 giant rolls of tp. I'm gonna roll them so big that they won't fit on the holder.
I can't stand this lady. I just asked her about getting another roll of tp in the bathroom and she told me that I was using to much. She says that I blow my nose too much and I'm using all her toilet paper. I told her that I felt bad for going through it so quickly, and that I would replenish it tomorrow. I asked her if I could just get a roll for the night. Then she proceeds to give me a person supply that she unrolls from the spool. I feel like an idiot.
She then tells me that it isn't free toilet paper. I made the mistake of telling her what I made an hour in overtime and she uses it against me for using tp. Fricken hippies. I'm gonna start using her towels just to spite her.
I know that she doesn't even pay money for her paper products they are stolen from work and fast food restruants. I'm getting my own personal paper that I will not be sharing.
Ooooooo I got a better idea I'm gonna give her 4 giant rolls of tp. I'm gonna roll them so big that they won't fit on the holder.
07-11-2005, 11:12 PM
#147
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Originally Posted by STi deede
Gahhhhhh!!! This is *********en straw number 2.
I can't stand this lady. I just asked her about getting another roll of tp in the bathroom and she told me that I was using to much. She says that I blow my nose too much and I'm using all her toilet paper. I told her that I felt bad for going through it so quickly, and that I would replenish it tomorrow. I asked her if I could just get a roll for the night. Then she proceeds to give me a person supply that she unrolls from the spool. I feel like an idiot.
She then tells me that it isn't free toilet paper. I made the mistake of telling her what I made an hour in overtime and she uses it against me for using tp. Fricken hippies. I'm gonna start using her towels just to spite her.
I know that she doesn't even pay money for her paper products they are stolen from work and fast food restruants. I'm getting my own personal paper that I will not be sharing.
Ooooooo I got a better idea I'm gonna give her 4 giant rolls of tp. I'm gonna roll them so big that they won't fit on the holder.
I can't stand this lady. I just asked her about getting another roll of tp in the bathroom and she told me that I was using to much. She says that I blow my nose too much and I'm using all her toilet paper. I told her that I felt bad for going through it so quickly, and that I would replenish it tomorrow. I asked her if I could just get a roll for the night. Then she proceeds to give me a person supply that she unrolls from the spool. I feel like an idiot.
She then tells me that it isn't free toilet paper. I made the mistake of telling her what I made an hour in overtime and she uses it against me for using tp. Fricken hippies. I'm gonna start using her towels just to spite her.
I know that she doesn't even pay money for her paper products they are stolen from work and fast food restruants. I'm getting my own personal paper that I will not be sharing.
Ooooooo I got a better idea I'm gonna give her 4 giant rolls of tp. I'm gonna roll them so big that they won't fit on the holder.
07-12-2005, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
Please i watched the very first pilot episode I bet you still wish you could be cartman in that episode....
That's not the first pilot. The first pilot aired during the Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted Festival of Animation. The graphics were a bit crude, but the fight scene between Santa and Jesus was awesome!
07-12-2005, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Egan
You talking about the **** probe episode?
That's not the first pilot. The first pilot aired during the Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted Festival of Animation. The graphics were a bit crude, but the fight scene between Santa and Jesus was awesome!
That's not the first pilot. The first pilot aired during the Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted Festival of Animation. The graphics were a bit crude, but the fight scene between Santa and Jesus was awesome!