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Old Jul 11, 2005 | 10:18 PM
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deede:
Creep in her room while she's sleeping.
Using a stick of red lipstick, draw a line acroos her delicate throat.
Using the lipstick, right the following on her mirror:
"The next time. I'll use a Heinkel's".

OK...maybe a tad too violent.

You can always leave upper tankers in her toilet.
Leave her mayo/chicken/fish out all day, returning to the fridge before she comes home.
Urinate in her shampoo bottles.
Urinate on her clothes in the dryer; after drying, the clothing will not stink until she gets it hot & sweaty.

Have fun.
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
Gahhhhhh!!! This is *********en straw number 2.
I can't stand this lady. I just asked her about getting another roll of tp in the bathroom and she told me that I was using to much. She says that I blow my nose too much and I'm using all her toilet paper. I told her that I felt bad for going through it so quickly, and that I would replenish it tomorrow. I asked her if I could just get a roll for the night. Then she proceeds to give me a person supply that she unrolls from the spool. I feel like an idiot.
She then tells me that it isn't free toilet paper. I made the mistake of telling her what I made an hour in overtime and she uses it against me for using tp. Fricken hippies. I'm gonna start using her towels just to spite her.

I know that she doesn't even pay money for her paper products they are stolen from work and fast food restruants. I'm getting my own personal paper that I will not be sharing.

Ooooooo I got a better idea I'm gonna give her 4 giant rolls of tp. I'm gonna roll them so big that they won't fit on the holder.
Who is this, your roomate?
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 10:22 PM
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Woohoo - just saw a Tribeca commercial during Las Vegas. :banana:
earlier today I saw a tribeca on the road it was silver.
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Egan
I was watching South Park when you were still watching Scooby Doo.

Please i watched the very first pilot episode I bet you still wish you could be cartman in that episode....
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
Please i watched the very first pilot episode I bet you still wish you could be cartman in that episode....
Mom let you stay up that late?
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by T-Will
Who is this, your roomate?
Yep. I need to stop picking random roomies it never works out.
After April/May I'm never having another roommate again.
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by nKoan
Mom let you stay up that late?

HELLLLL YA I was like what 10 or so at the time i think, they are on their what 9th year
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
HELLLLL YA I was like what 10 or so at the time i think, they are on their what 9th year
hehe, sweet dude. Just razzing you. Us old guys remember watching it in college

Though, Egan must be remembering watching South Park from his first years in the retirement home
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
HELLLLL YA I was like what 10 or so at the time i think, they are on their what 9th year
Are they REALLY that old? I just rember watching my first episode in '97. Holy **** that was 8 years ago. And you guys were in college then? Geezers...
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
Gahhhhhh!!! This is *********en straw number 2.
I can't stand this lady. I just asked her about getting another roll of tp in the bathroom and she told me that I was using to much. She says that I blow my nose too much and I'm using all her toilet paper. I told her that I felt bad for going through it so quickly, and that I would replenish it tomorrow. I asked her if I could just get a roll for the night. Then she proceeds to give me a person supply that she unrolls from the spool. I feel like an idiot.
She then tells me that it isn't free toilet paper. I made the mistake of telling her what I made an hour in overtime and she uses it against me for using tp. Fricken hippies. I'm gonna start using her towels just to spite her.

I know that she doesn't even pay money for her paper products they are stolen from work and fast food restruants. I'm getting my own personal paper that I will not be sharing.

Ooooooo I got a better idea I'm gonna give her 4 giant rolls of tp. I'm gonna roll them so big that they won't fit on the holder.
Switch her crack out for rocks.
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 11:11 PM
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Old Jul 11, 2005 | 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
Gahhhhhh!!! This is *********en straw number 2.
I can't stand this lady. I just asked her about getting another roll of tp in the bathroom and she told me that I was using to much. She says that I blow my nose too much and I'm using all her toilet paper. I told her that I felt bad for going through it so quickly, and that I would replenish it tomorrow. I asked her if I could just get a roll for the night. Then she proceeds to give me a person supply that she unrolls from the spool. I feel like an idiot.
She then tells me that it isn't free toilet paper. I made the mistake of telling her what I made an hour in overtime and she uses it against me for using tp. Fricken hippies. I'm gonna start using her towels just to spite her.

I know that she doesn't even pay money for her paper products they are stolen from work and fast food restruants. I'm getting my own personal paper that I will not be sharing.

Ooooooo I got a better idea I'm gonna give her 4 giant rolls of tp. I'm gonna roll them so big that they won't fit on the holder.
push her down the stairs.
Old Jul 11, 2005 | 11:50 PM
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Goodnight SRIC!
Old Jul 12, 2005 | 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
Please i watched the very first pilot episode I bet you still wish you could be cartman in that episode....
You talking about the **** probe episode?

That's not the first pilot. The first pilot aired during the Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted Festival of Animation. The graphics were a bit crude, but the fight scene between Santa and Jesus was awesome!
Old Jul 12, 2005 | 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Egan
You talking about the **** probe episode?

That's not the first pilot. The first pilot aired during the Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted Festival of Animation. The graphics were a bit crude, but the fight scene between Santa and Jesus was awesome!
haha you got owned by old man mike. :rotfl:


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