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07-24-2005, 11:23 PM
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Make your own conspiracy theories
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Do you want to know the truth about ******? For 1529 years, state capital has been suppressing information from you about ****** and thus endangering the welfare of transvestites.
In march 1995, Bill Clinton met with Paul Walker in Vallejo to discuss gays in the military. As it happens, they engaged in streaking and ended up hatching a plan involving the Romulians in Zimbabwe.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Enron and their ties to selling crack and prostitution.
A report in Newsweek was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in July of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in nambla, various escort, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Britney Spears. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in Michael bolton 's music point to a connection between these individuals and ******.
According to a spokesman at Newsweek, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about ****** any longer. Learn the truth!
In march 1995, Bill Clinton met with Paul Walker in Vallejo to discuss gays in the military. As it happens, they engaged in streaking and ended up hatching a plan involving the Romulians in Zimbabwe.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Enron and their ties to selling crack and prostitution.
A report in Newsweek was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in July of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in nambla, various escort, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Britney Spears. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in Michael bolton 's music point to a connection between these individuals and ******.
According to a spokesman at Newsweek, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about ****** any longer. Learn the truth!
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07-24-2005, 11:37 PM
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Do you want to know the truth about I-Club? For 5 years, that one rich white guy has been suppressing information from you about I-Club and thus endangering the welfare of nerds.
In November 2002, Monica Lewinsky met with Michal Jackson in Springfield to discuss Live Aid. As it happens, they engaged in eating cake and ended up hatching a plan involving the **** stars in Canada.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with 3M and their ties to stealing cable.
A report in Yahoo News was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in April 1982 of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NWA, various Wal-Mart Employees, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Keith Richards. According to the report, passages in the book "To Serve Man" and lyrics in DMX 's music point to a connection between these individuals and I-Club.
According to a spokesman at Yahoo News, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about I-Club any longer. Learn the truth!
In November 2002, Monica Lewinsky met with Michal Jackson in Springfield to discuss Live Aid. As it happens, they engaged in eating cake and ended up hatching a plan involving the **** stars in Canada.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with 3M and their ties to stealing cable.
A report in Yahoo News was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in April 1982 of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NWA, various Wal-Mart Employees, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Keith Richards. According to the report, passages in the book "To Serve Man" and lyrics in DMX 's music point to a connection between these individuals and I-Club.
According to a spokesman at Yahoo News, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about I-Club any longer. Learn the truth!
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07-25-2005, 01:38 PM
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Do you want to know the truth about killer bees? For 34 years, the FDA has been suppressing information from you about killer bees and thus endangering the welfare of Americans in the South-West.
In the last days of his term, President Clinton met with President of Mexico, Vincent Fox in El Paso to discuss immigration. As it happens, they engaged in behind closed doors negotiating and ended up hatching a plan involving the modified Mexican honey-bees in Texas.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with relaxed border control and their ties to NAFTA.
A report in USA Today was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in the Teamsters, various local farmers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, then Governor of California, Gray Davis. According to the report, passages in the book "Killer Bees: Terror from South of the Border" and lyrics in Mexican folk singer's music point to a connection between these individuals and killer bees.
According to a spokesman at USA Today, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about killer bees any longer. Learn the truth!
In the last days of his term, President Clinton met with President of Mexico, Vincent Fox in El Paso to discuss immigration. As it happens, they engaged in behind closed doors negotiating and ended up hatching a plan involving the modified Mexican honey-bees in Texas.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with relaxed border control and their ties to NAFTA.
A report in USA Today was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in the Teamsters, various local farmers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, then Governor of California, Gray Davis. According to the report, passages in the book "Killer Bees: Terror from South of the Border" and lyrics in Mexican folk singer's music point to a connection between these individuals and killer bees.
According to a spokesman at USA Today, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about killer bees any longer. Learn the truth!
07-25-2005, 01:49 PM
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Do you want to know the truth about *****es? For 666 years, CIA has been suppressing information from you about *****es and thus endangering the welfare of hippies.
In June 3rd, 1969, Martha Steward met with T-Will's mom in Boston to discuss spotted owls. As it happens, they engaged in hookers and ended up hatching a plan involving the hippies in USA.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Enron and their ties to solicitation.
A report in Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in October of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NRA, various pimps, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Brad Pitt. According to the report, passages in the book "the Bible" and lyrics in Prince 's music point to a connection between these individuals and *****es.
According to a spokesman at Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about *****es any longer. Learn the truth!
In June 3rd, 1969, Martha Steward met with T-Will's mom in Boston to discuss spotted owls. As it happens, they engaged in hookers and ended up hatching a plan involving the hippies in USA.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Enron and their ties to solicitation.
A report in Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in October of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NRA, various pimps, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Brad Pitt. According to the report, passages in the book "the Bible" and lyrics in Prince 's music point to a connection between these individuals and *****es.
According to a spokesman at Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about *****es any longer. Learn the truth!
07-25-2005, 02:10 PM
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Do you want to know the truth about ducks? For 666 years, dmv has been suppressing information from you about ducks and thus endangering the welfare of chicks with dicks.
In November 1982, Dick Van Dike met with Jessica Simpson in Rio Poco to discuss shortage of jelly beans. As it happens, they engaged in Socks and ended up hatching a plan involving the whites in USSR.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with ***** wonka and their ties to farting in public.
A report in time was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in june of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in SCCA, various plumbers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Jay Leno. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in 50 cent 's music point to a connection between these individuals and ducks.
According to a spokesman at time, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about ducks any longer. Learn the truth!
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Do you want to know the truth about ducks? For 666 years, dmv has been suppressing information from you about ducks and thus endangering the welfare of chicks with dicks.
In November 1982, Dick Van Dike met with Jessica Simpson in Rio Poco to discuss shortage of jelly beans. As it happens, they engaged in Socks and ended up hatching a plan involving the whites in USSR.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with ***** wonka and their ties to farting in public.
A report in time was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in june of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in SCCA, various plumbers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Jay Leno. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in 50 cent 's music point to a connection between these individuals and ducks.
According to a spokesman at time, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about ducks any longer. Learn the truth!
07-25-2005, 02:57 PM
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Do you want to know the truth about girls? For 12 years, FCC has been suppressing information from you about girls and thus endangering the welfare of Asians.
In June 1987, Clinton met with Briney Spears in Sacramento to discuss drunks. As it happens, they engaged in sex and ended up hatching a plan involving the gays in USA.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Intel and their ties to fraud.
A report in CNN was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in May of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NASA, various programmers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Christina Aguilera. According to the report, passages in the book "Herry Potter" and lyrics in JZ 's music point to a connection between these individuals and girls.
According to a spokesman at CNN, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about girls any longer. Learn the truth!
In June 1987, Clinton met with Briney Spears in Sacramento to discuss drunks. As it happens, they engaged in sex and ended up hatching a plan involving the gays in USA.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Intel and their ties to fraud.
A report in CNN was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in May of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NASA, various programmers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Christina Aguilera. According to the report, passages in the book "Herry Potter" and lyrics in JZ 's music point to a connection between these individuals and girls.
According to a spokesman at CNN, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about girls any longer. Learn the truth!
07-25-2005, 03:00 PM
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Do you want to know the truth about pants? For 4 years, Post office has been suppressing information from you about pants and thus endangering the welfare of peruvians.
In Sept. 1997, Stallin met with Billy Ocean in Burbank to discuss genocide. As it happens, they engaged in drinking and ended up hatching a plan involving the cult in peru.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Crow Barn and their ties to drug smuggling.
A report in New York times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of 79 of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in SRIC, various slave owners, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Phil Collins. According to the report, passages in the book "catcher in the rye" and lyrics in David Lee Roth 's music point to a connection between these individuals and pants.
According to a spokesman at New York times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about pants any longer. Learn the truth!
In Sept. 1997, Stallin met with Billy Ocean in Burbank to discuss genocide. As it happens, they engaged in drinking and ended up hatching a plan involving the cult in peru.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Crow Barn and their ties to drug smuggling.
A report in New York times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of 79 of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in SRIC, various slave owners, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Phil Collins. According to the report, passages in the book "catcher in the rye" and lyrics in David Lee Roth 's music point to a connection between these individuals and pants.
According to a spokesman at New York times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about pants any longer. Learn the truth!
07-25-2005, 03:08 PM
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Do you want to know the truth about Chimpanzees? For 5 years, CIA has been suppressing information from you about Chimpanzees and thus endangering the welfare of Mexicans.
In July 1988, President Clinton met with Snoop Dogg in Rome to discuss terrorism. As it happens, they engaged in shooting pigeons and ended up hatching a plan involving the gays in Egypt.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with GM and their ties to stealing puppies.
A report in Wall Street journal was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in December of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in FBI, various Septic Tank Cleaners, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Briteny Spears. According to the report, passages in the book "Da Vinci Code" and lyrics in Dr. dre 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Chimpanzees.
According to a spokesman at Wall Street journal, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Chimpanzees any longer. Learn the truth!
In July 1988, President Clinton met with Snoop Dogg in Rome to discuss terrorism. As it happens, they engaged in shooting pigeons and ended up hatching a plan involving the gays in Egypt.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with GM and their ties to stealing puppies.
A report in Wall Street journal was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in December of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in FBI, various Septic Tank Cleaners, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Briteny Spears. According to the report, passages in the book "Da Vinci Code" and lyrics in Dr. dre 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Chimpanzees.
According to a spokesman at Wall Street journal, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Chimpanzees any longer. Learn the truth!
07-25-2005, 03:09 PM
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Do you want to know the truth about front mount intercoolers? For 555 years, BAR SMOG Referees has been suppressing information from you about front mount intercoolers and thus endangering the welfare of MOPAR.
In April, 2004, Imprezer met with Soggynoodles in UCKK to discuss rights of drama queens. As it happens, they engaged in rim jobs and ended up hatching a plan involving the SRIC in Peru.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Honda and their ties to sexual favours involving **** sex.
A report in The Sacramento Bee was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NASIOC, various coke dealers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, TRON. According to the report, passages in the book "SRIC Bylaws" and lyrics in Nelly 's music point to a connection between these individuals and front mount intercoolers.
According to a spokesman at The Sacramento Bee, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about front mount intercoolers any longer. Learn the truth!
Do you want to know the truth about front mount intercoolers? For 555 years, BAR SMOG Referees has been suppressing information from you about front mount intercoolers and thus endangering the welfare of MOPAR.
In April, 2004, Imprezer met with Soggynoodles in UCKK to discuss rights of drama queens. As it happens, they engaged in rim jobs and ended up hatching a plan involving the SRIC in Peru.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Honda and their ties to sexual favours involving **** sex.
A report in The Sacramento Bee was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NASIOC, various coke dealers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, TRON. According to the report, passages in the book "SRIC Bylaws" and lyrics in Nelly 's music point to a connection between these individuals and front mount intercoolers.
According to a spokesman at The Sacramento Bee, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about front mount intercoolers any longer. Learn the truth!
07-25-2005, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
Do you want to know the truth about pants? For 4 years, Post office has been suppressing information from you about pants and thus endangering the welfare of peruvians.
In Sept. 1997, Stallin met with Billy Ocean in Burbank to discuss genocide. As it happens, they engaged in drinking and ended up hatching a plan involving the cult in peru.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Crow Barn and their ties to drug smuggling.
A report in New York times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of 79 of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in SRIC, various slave owners, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Phil Collins. According to the report, passages in the book "catcher in the rye" and lyrics in David Lee Roth 's music point to a connection between these individuals and pants.
According to a spokesman at New York times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about pants any longer. Learn the truth!
In Sept. 1997, Stallin met with Billy Ocean in Burbank to discuss genocide. As it happens, they engaged in drinking and ended up hatching a plan involving the cult in peru.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Crow Barn and their ties to drug smuggling.
A report in New York times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of 79 of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in SRIC, various slave owners, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Phil Collins. According to the report, passages in the book "catcher in the rye" and lyrics in David Lee Roth 's music point to a connection between these individuals and pants.
According to a spokesman at New York times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about pants any longer. Learn the truth!
is that a conspiracy theory or an autobiography?
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