Granted, but on it's maden trip that was suppose to a 3 hour tour, you get end up in an island.

I wish I was going to RIM

 

Granted, as long as you don't finish that thought or tell us who you are *******...

I wish I didn't have that image in my head. Ugh...

 

Granted, Instead of thinking of it, you go out and do it.


I wish winter would last longer

 

Granted, but we plunge into another ice age and the world freezes over and we all die.

I wish tomorrow is Thursday.

 

Granted, Thursday comes around and your boss wants you to work the weekend.


I wish I would stop modding my car.

 

granted, instead you take up body piercing and heroin to take all your time and money and you still don't get teh chicks.



i wish a day was longer than 24 hours!

 

granted, now the day is 56 hours and you work all of them 7 days a week.

I wish.

 

granted, then you grow some B**** **** to go with that period.

I wish I didn't have a final tonight.

 

granted. you now are the first man in the WORLD to have a period.
(i dunno, but IMO i think that was the worst wish ever!)



i wish all my cars ran.

 

:rotfl:

that's funny we both thought of the same thing.


your wish has been granted. no finals for you, but you now have to be in college until the age of 43 and your student loans gu up to 23% interest rate with no defered payments.


i wish my phone wouldn't ring.

 

Your phone stops ringing due to a short circuit in the speaker and catches your ***** on fire....


i wish i had something good to eat

 

my bawlz are on fire?!??!!!! wo0!

your wish granted, but you have no teath to chew it and years of smokig has killed your tastebuds and sence of smell so you can't enjoy it.




i wish i had more time to ride my bike!

 

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish I was happy.

 

granted. but it only lasts 12 seconds.




i wish i was a smurf.

 

granted, but a cat just ate you

I wish I had a subaru