Got this idea from another forum. It got rather funny in some parts so I figured you postwhores could do well.

You reject the person's wish before your post and add a wish of your own for the next poster to reject.

Example:

Guy #1 wish: I’d love to be on a tropical island with a gorgeous babe.
Guy #2: Granted. but now you have AIDS.
Guy #2 wish: I wish I had an Enzo
Guy #3: Granted, you have an Enzo, but cannot afford the gas or insurance to drive, and the two cracked wheels are going to cost you $40,000 to repair.
Guy #3 wish: I wish I was in Disney World.
Guy #4: Granted, but you're at Disney World in France.
Guy #4 wish: whatever

Etc.

I wish I won the lottery...

 

granted but you will loose your arms and legs (all three).


i wish i lived in Maui.

 

Granted, but your house, car, and possessions are under water courtesy of the polar ice-caps melting.

I wish I could go back in time knowing what i know now.

 

granted, but you're stuck in a three-year-olds body for life.



i wish i had a Lotus Exige!

 

Granted, but two illegal immigrants stole it from under your nose while you were sleeping.

I wish it were Friday...

 

Granted. But you are stuck at home babysitting your third cousin's 3 annoying and bratty kids.


.....



I wish that my Impreza "L" all of a sudden had a new JDM EJ20 engine swap that was smog legal in CA.

 

granted, but a tree falls on it the day you get it back.



i wish someone else would play.

 

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

Granted, but Zoeb tuned it.

I wish I didn't have any bills.

 

Granted. But JOHN MACIAS is your sugar daddy. And he's a horny boy.

I wish I had a job photographing playboy models.

 

Unfortunately, the genie had bad hearing and thought you said Playgirl

I wish someone would make me dinner.

 

Granted, but Ed Gein is the chef.

I wish I had a bigger house.

 

Granted you have a bigger house but it has no roof.

I wish I had a giant bowl of ice cream

 

granted, but you'll have to spend the rest of your life with the wrech.



i wish i could fly out to philly to have a REAL philly cheese steak!

 

granted but the genie again it hard of hearing and you had flew in a real philly cheesesteak.

I wish I had my Josh back!