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Old Apr 26, 2006 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Sky92x
Granted, but Ed Gein is the chef.

I wish I had a bigger house.
your genie donesn't know WTH a "Ed gein" is so he grants you hooked on phonics instead.


i wish i had x-ray vision.
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
granted but the genie again it hard of hearing and you had flew in a real philly cheesesteak.

I wish I had my Josh back!
Granted. Josh comes back early because he told his CO he was gay. Unfortunately for you, he wasn't joking... he introduces you to his boyfriend Enrique.

I wish gas didn't cost so damn much!
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pozzi
your genie donesn't know WTH a "Ed gein" is so he grants you hooked on phonics instead.


i wish i had x-ray vision.
Granted, but I locked you in a room with your grandmother.

I wish I was retired.
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Salty
Granted. Josh comes back early because he told his CO he was gay. Unfortunately for you, he wasn't joking... he introduces you to his boyfriend Enrique.

I wish gas didn't cost so damn much!
Granted, but it's because we're all now legally required to drive electric cars.

I wish I wasn't lagging on my last post.
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Salty
Granted. Josh comes back early because he told his CO he was gay. Unfortunately for you, he wasn't joking... he introduces you to his boyfriend Enrique.
zing.
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
Granted, but it's because we're all now legally required to drive electric cars.

I wish I wasn't lagging on my last post.
Granted but now your confused because you're trying to play this game from the future.

I wish I had a kite right now!
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
Granted but now your confused because you're trying to play this game from the future.

I wish I had a kite right now!
granted, but the wind kicks up to a class 5 hurricane and sweeps you off to a land of strangers who only say "eh?", drink crappy beer and have a pisspoor gov't.



i wish i was white.
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:04 PM
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i wish i was white.
Granted, you now have a chronic case of vitiligo.

I wish my neighbor wasn't so loud.
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Salty
Granted, you now have a chronic case of vitiligo.

I wish my neighbor wasn't so loud.
Granted, but you take the rap. Meet Brutus, your new bunkmate.

I wish I was on my way home by now.
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Salty
I wish my neighbor wasn't so loud.
the genie grants your wish by moving you to Watts, CA.







i wish Darwin would strike more often.

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Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pozzi
i wish Darwin would strike more often.
Granted. But you've got a flat tire and a faulty jack.

I wish it were 5pm
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:15 PM
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granted.. you are now stuck in traffic

I wish I had a wagon
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious
granted.. you are now stuck in traffic

I wish I had a wagon
granted, the genie grants you an AWD wagon but forgets to disclose its an AMC Eagle!





i wish i was black.
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious
granted.. you are now stuck in traffic

I wish I had a wagon

Granted, but you forgot to wish for oxen.

I wish I still had my old pre-ban assault rifle.
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:18 PM
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