It's Tuesday Folks
08-08-2006, 07:01 AM
#8
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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A little guy is sitting at the bar....[ just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next
to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Don't be a *****!" the truck driver says. "I can't stand to see a grown man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.".]
to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Don't be a *****!" the truck driver says. "I can't stand to see a grown man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.".]
08-08-2006, 07:47 AM
#9
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Hahahah. That's a good one. 
I'm bummed I left the milk for my cereal that I was gonna eat at work, on the counter at home. Guess I should go get a bowl of ice cream from the office freezer. :/
I'm bummed I left the milk for my cereal that I was gonna eat at work, on the counter at home. Guess I should go get a bowl of ice cream from the office freezer. :/
ghey amature pr0n.
