What happened to a daily thread you slackers?

 

Good morning. How's the weather in CA today?

 

Hello Tuesday.

 

If tuesday could talk, it would say "Hello to you, Josh."

 

Good morning. Working from the coutch today.

 

Wow.

 

to early

 

A little guy is sitting at the bar....[ just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next
to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Don't be a *****!" the truck driver says. "I can't stand to see a grown man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.".]

 

Hahahah. That's a good one.

I'm bummed I left the milk for my cereal that I was gonna eat at work, on the counter at home. Guess I should go get a bowl of ice cream from the office freezer. :/

 

just use water!

 

ew. ghey amature pr0n.

















oh and there is no "t" in couch.

 

i think he meant to say crotch.. hes working from the crotch!

 

bah good morning

Let's see what i got to do today...

I think i'll go harass our local tuner for a bit

 

Friday!!

 

ah, I see.