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Old Nov 8, 2007 | 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
man ****** are the new black You got married at the wrong time... it's peak ***** season!
Negative. Regular sex without the effort required of picking up chicks or the worry of STDs. Then you have the benefits of dual income and getting my laundry done for me FTW.
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
Negative. Regular sex without the effort required of picking up chicks, the worry of STDs, and the benefits of dual income and getting my laundry done for me FTW.
Thanks for rubbing that in.
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
Negative. Regular sex without the effort required of picking up chicks or the worry of STDs. Then you have the benefits of dual income and getting my laundry done for me FTW.
I get all that & i didnt have to put my dick in a lockbox
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
Negative. Regular sex without the effort required of picking up chicks or the worry of STDs. Then you have the benefits of dual income and getting my laundry done for me FTW.
that's why god made condoms and staircases
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 11:48 AM
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Two Things:

1. Pubic hair removes lipstick.
2. Blood can be used as a lubricant.
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Two Things:

1. Pubic hair removes lipstick.
2. Blood can be used as a lubricant.
Pubic hair is for people who could grow it in the 80's and still think it's cool
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
I must def. did not, and you would have one pumped chumped that girl if you saw her body... When I saw her *** I went then continued to beat her guts in until 10AM Besides I have done two other girls since then I'm on a ****ing roll right now
Ummmm.... yup, you left out...rolling over and passing out. But... with the amount of alco you downed... I can imagine why you waited until 10am...
oh...wai... you COULDN'T...

know your roots haha

Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Two Things:

1. Pubic hair removes lipstick.
2. Blood can be used as a lubricant.
1.yupppppppppppp
2.omfg...my brain exploded and i vomited.
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it
Ummmm.... yup, you left out...rolling over and passing out. But... with the amount of alco you downed... I can imagine why you waited until 10am...
oh...wai... you COULDN'T...

know your roots haha


1.yupppppppppppp
2.omfg...my brain exploded and i vomited.
***** I stopped drinking that night because I knew for a fact I was going to have to perform. I stayed hard the entire time. I made a viagra commercial look like an old mans limp dick



I'd rather **** a girl using blood as a lube then have her have a huge bush... jesus **** I hate pubic hair
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
***** I stopped drinking that night because I knew for a fact I was going to have to perform. I stayed hard the entire time. I made a viagra commercial look like an old mans limp dick



I'd rather **** a girl using blood as a lube then have her have a huge bush... jesus **** I hate pubic hair
Time to change his title....

'SRIC PEDO(PHILE)'
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
***** I stopped drinking that night because I knew for a fact I was going to have to perform. I stayed hard the entire time. I made a viagra commercial look like an old mans limp dick


stayed hard the entire time she laid there, disappointed, waiting for it to end?
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:22 PM
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Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:28 PM
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Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:31 PM
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Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
That girl was a 33 year old flight attendant... that makes up for at least 3 or 4 of the underage girls i've done....



what the **** you laughing at... at least we get laid...
Yes, of course, because I don't publicly announce that I get laid on a daily basis I must not get any action what so ever
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
Yes, of course, because I don't publicly announce that I get laid on a daily basis I must not get any action what so ever
Warm chicken breast =/= action



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