yeah it was a couple weeks ago if not a month or two

 

At least tell HR. Tell them you were in the restroom, and this dick guy grabs you after you were talking to another associate. Granted, you guys were talking about dick, but still. Be sure to let them know you were voilated and feel appauled that he would resort to physical violence. Bad words do not equal the right for him to touch you. Get this guy back man. If you can't kick his ***, at least get this crap on his file.

"So why did you leave your previous company."

"Uh....yeah I touched this other dude in the bathroom."


:banana:

 

And you have a witness.

jason

 

If you want to make sure he keeps his mouth shut you take out his car. slash the tires, throw **** on it, and scratch in the paint, "let's pretend today never happened .. Mmmkay!"

Or give the Prez a heads up. Make sure you lie your *** off and that your buddy is in on the lie.

-"Dick threatened to Kill me in the restroom! Mike and I were talking about the Kings game and he stormed out of the stall with his pants around his ankles and a knife in hand chanting "Shaq and Kobe"... then ask for a hug.

 

F-the old man...he knows his time has come. You should of pissed on his shoe's!!!

-Noah

 

I'd be very careful about this. it sounds like he is old timer. he may have more politcal backing than you know about.

if you go tell, then HR will have to do something... like some sort of probation if he is worth keeping. though, talking smack doesn't warrant physical response, you did talk smack and you may have said something that threatened his job without realizing it. you were taking a leak and talking at the same time.

talking smack about co-workers is always bad. even if you are good, the boss may not want a trouble maker on the team. the corporate way is to do a good job and make him look like a fool with looking like you are trying to.

 

You guys are all awesome. Love these forums.

Before this goes too far and I **** people off, I would like to say that todays BAIC funny has been brought to you by:

Robocop (1987)

This was a scene from that film. Thank you and good night!

 

Nice Robocop reference Matt. Unfortunately some of the folks are just too young to have seen the movie and remember that scene.


Is this the guy that grabbed you in the bathroom?

 

That's him!!!!!! That bastard!

 

Ah i hate you. But this is the first uniquely funny thing that has been posted here in forever (ie, not a NASIOC OT repost). So for that you get kudos!

 

Thanks to Soundwave

Seriously though Matt. Here's what i would do if i was you.

1)Go through the proper steps in your "chain of command" to report the incident. Be sure to have your buddy testify because laying a hand on you is assault, regardless of what you said. If you have to sign a statment, have a little boss meeting or whatever! You can have this man's job in a heartbeat. Just tell the truth (actually doctor it up a tad )

2)If that doesn't work then you need to comfront this man and tell him to back off! Do it in private and be sure you mention how much you can bench press:banana:

3)Kill him.


*Regarding step 1: If you get this man's job or get him fired there's nothing worse than a "useless old man" who just got beat by the "younger buck" know what i mean? This man will be dangerous and ON EDGE. watch your back Matt!

 

yeah, cause everything I post is from NASIOC OT right? you do realize there are other forums i read...

 

JOE KING. relax man.

Now on with Matt's issue

 

Also, watch out for Red Forman. He'll probably be the hit man.

But, you might be lucky. Red just may leave a datadisk in your house where Dick confesses to the murder.

 

i find it funny how you guys like to assume everything i post is straight from nasioc... LOL :banana: