I owned myself in the company restroom today
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I owned myself in the company restroom today
So me and an associate were talking about this new project i'm heading while we take leaks:
Him: "You're making a big name for yourself. Let me let you in on the bottom line, I hear jones is plenty pissed!"
me: "You know he's got this killer rep... but it's a smokescreen. Let's face it, he's lost his teeth, he's a *****"
Him: "Are we talking about the same Dick jones?"
me: "He's old, we're young, that's life"
At that moment, someone comes out of the stall behind us.... it's Dick
He comes up to me and threatens me... HA! mother****er... as if he's gonna do something.
Should I tell the president of our corp?
Him: "You're making a big name for yourself. Let me let you in on the bottom line, I hear jones is plenty pissed!"
me: "You know he's got this killer rep... but it's a smokescreen. Let's face it, he's lost his teeth, he's a *****"
Him: "Are we talking about the same Dick jones?"
me: "He's old, we're young, that's life"
At that moment, someone comes out of the stall behind us.... it's Dick
He comes up to me and threatens me... HA! mother****er... as if he's gonna do something.
Should I tell the president of our corp?
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he pushed me against the bathroom sink and put his hand around my throat 
thankfully we were in the VIP bathroom so the sinks and stuff were clean.
thankfully we were in the VIP bathroom so the sinks and stuff were clean.
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GREAT story! lol!
I talk so much smack at work and I get heard all the time, but it's usually by ****-ants who don't matter. I think it's good that people think you will speak your mind without fear.
Good luck dude! Thanks for the smile this morning!
I talk so much smack at work and I get heard all the time, but it's usually by ****-ants who don't matter. I think it's good that people think you will speak your mind without fear.
Good luck dude! Thanks for the smile this morning!
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your in danger!!
I would watch my back if I were you! Avoid burying your head in **** its distracting, especially when you do coke with ****** at your house. You might get a nasty surprise.
