Hump Hump Hump for Wednesday
Originally Posted by RussB
they cover all those costs, and all i've got left to do is my project and i'm in. it's just kind of weaksauce that they're mandating it. i was doing it because of the resume thing and it would have been cool to have that training to distinguish myself from my peers... now everybody has to do it anyway, so it's not worth as much as it used to be around here.
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Originally Posted by kidatari
Whoever is in charge of that project must have roots in the Air Force.
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Originally Posted by dz
OK, this is gayer than a bag of dicks but...
My company is compiling a "profile" list for each employee. We are required to submit a bio and a photograph of ourselves for the corporate intranet site. I have resisted as long as I could, but have now been told that if I do not come up with something they will.
I want to make this as horrible as possible without getting fired so I need ideas on what type of photo op to stage and send in along with what to put in the bio...
Any input would be greatly appreciated...
My company is compiling a "profile" list for each employee. We are required to submit a bio and a photograph of ourselves for the corporate intranet site. I have resisted as long as I could, but have now been told that if I do not come up with something they will.
I want to make this as horrible as possible without getting fired so I need ideas on what type of photo op to stage and send in along with what to put in the bio...
Any input would be greatly appreciated...
Either way you'll have to look either partically possessed or mentally challenged. Possibly a combination. I really wish luck on making it as horrible as possible.
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Well the Tony Danza reference just got donkey punched out of the bio. Apparently, the powers that be are not quite as dumb as I had once thought...
Originally Posted by dz
Well the Tony Danza reference just got donkey punched out of the bio. Apparently, the powers that be are not quite as dumb as I had once thought...
Originally Posted by svek
whats better: having a fan blow air out a window, or having the fan suck in air from outside?
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Originally Posted by nKoan
are you trying to get fresh air in, or stale air out?
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Last edited by svek; Feb 20, 2011 at 12:49 PM.
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Last edited by svek; Feb 20, 2011 at 12:49 PM.
with the door open suck air out of room out the opposite end of the windows...
window w/ cold air outside open....fan on opposite side of room at door blowing OUT of the room...
it will create a draft to pull out the stale, smells like gym-sock, air.
window w/ cold air outside open....fan on opposite side of room at door blowing OUT of the room...
it will create a draft to pull out the stale, smells like gym-sock, air.
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Originally Posted by kidatari
Keep everything else relatively normal, just wear an odd hat for the picture. Like a Rastafarian hat or something. I'm sure they won't let you get away with anything in the bio, so make it subtle.
