stuck not sleeping, not stuck in vagina.... although id settle for #2

 

I know it's the internetzz.... we get to flip things to make them sound how we want them to, so we can make stupid jokes about the person!

 

I got passed by an Audi RS4 on Waterman yesterday. It sounded WAY better than that.

 

Ya well but when you work 6 days a week, a 3 day work week is heaven.


I'm going to try to watch that team america crap and see if the puppets don't get annoying.

I'm sofaking tired today. ughhhh.. I WANT TURKEY!!

 

hmmm I wonder if i should put a 4eat in the sti. I am getting LE LAZY

 

Don't your people roast llamas or alpacas or something like that?

Do you really wanna be like cohn and be stuck witha 4eat like a woman?

 

boooo. **** monday. soooo tired still. i only get thanksgiving day off. then its.... *dun dun dun* black friday!

 

ooo thats right...black friday is upon us!
this is what i did last year...i got a few ads via friends/interweb and i bought what i wanted the day before..then the next day after all the madness was done I'd go to the store that afternoon and have them do a price adjustment since they're policies are generally within 14days they can do price matches
Workin' the system and avoiding all those idiots hella early in the mornin FTW!!!!!!

 

:rotfl: HAHA Sucks for you and your retailing ***(bahah that's a double meaning)

Dude you haven't seen team america.... you fail at life you ****ing derka derka

 

*shrugs* i always do my shopping the day before christmas eve and there is never anyone at the stores it's weird

 

Why would chinese people roast llamas/alpacas?

 

Just trade your car for a legacy.

 

Monday..wait, it's basically tuesday and tomorrow is humpday

 

Doo do do, what up everyone?! Mornin' to ya ....oh, and Ricky, we're street racing for pinks next time I see ya Laters

 

Today is Thursday foo!