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Old Mar 23, 2008 | 03:41 PM
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Duh, the transfer that occurs on your hands from scratching and cupping the ***** allows one to determine their smell.
QFT, don't act so shocked ya bunch of *****es.
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 06:42 PM
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Man, I screwed up earlier. I was starting my papers, and usually like to have some drinks before I write. The words land on the paper faster that way, typically, and the quality is good. But there is a line one must observe. If one crosses the line, the 'too drunk to complete the task you set out drinking to complete', one fails and goes to sleep instead.



It sure was a good ****in nap though.
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevin M
how do you know what your ***** smell like?
Originally Posted by KrisND
I thought that..but I wasn't going to ask..


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Originally Posted by nachomc
Duh, the transfer that occurs on your hands from scratching and cupping the ***** allows one to determine their smell.
actually i was sitting here in the chair and the smell was wafting up
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
Man, I screwed up earlier. I was starting my papers, and usually like to have some drinks before I write. The words land on the paper faster that way, typically, and the quality is good. But there is a line one must observe. If one crosses the line, the 'too drunk to complete the task you set out drinking to complete', one fails and goes to sleep instead.



It sure was a good ****in nap though.
And now you've learned what normal freshmen learn.
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
That's the best possible scenario man, guaranteed she'll send you a text on about Wednesday asking what the deal was and she'll know if she doesn't act quick (i.e. give some head) the other girl (or other girls) will be on it. Nothing gets women more then them seeing you get other women.
ya, I was actually thinking that same thing like... LOL I bet that actually helped me, because she now knows i'm not going to trip if she doesn't call me because it's not like it took me long(5 minutes) to find another girl


On another note, yay for getting two fix it tickets... I ****ing flip flopped my STi's registration with my camaro's, and so when i got a fix it ticket for no front plate, and i handed the cop my registration... he was like "This is for a subaru..."

I gave him a look like... uhh... what...? and i grabbed it back and looked and went.... ****!!!!

so he was like "alright i'll be right back...."

comes back... so what's the deal with the sticker on the back... there is only two scenarios that happen here, either A) the person stole someone elses sticker, or B) their friend gave them the sticker so they wouldn't have to pay registration....

Apparently I paid the registration but the car also needed to be smogged, soooo ya technically the camaro isn't registered(lame)...

I literally threw my wallet across the car, and was like.... are you serious..... he was like yes I am serious....

I was like well... I don't have any excuse, i honestly made a mistake and thought that was my camaro's registration, you can check and see that i have another car and that's what the sticker is off of....

so he asks for the registration back, goes to the back of the car, notices the numbers matches... and comes back with my ticket...

Lets me off with a fix-it ticket for my registration and front plate and goes "The only reason I believed you was because you handed me the registration without hesitation and i had to tell you it was for a subaru....


Guess it could have been alot worse...
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevin M
And now you've learned what normal freshmen learn.
Yeah it's never happened to me before. I think the problem was that I was already super-tired - I didn't get to bed till 1230 last night, then was up at 6, rode out to Rancho Cordova and back, came home and started working on the paper. I had tired + serious calorie deficit = drunk and passed out nachos.
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 07:22 PM
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who called you? lol
Actually, I called him, but it was the racist.

With a c, not a p.
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 07:24 PM
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ya, I was actually thinking that same thing like... LOL I bet that actually helped me, because she now knows i'm not going to trip if she doesn't call me because it's not like it took me long(5 minutes) to find another girl
Exactly, I had a smoking hot roommate that got me more women like that than I ever could have gotten even if I'd have tried hard. As a side note, I've got an interesting situation similar to that going on right now.
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 07:54 PM
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Ok, back to drinking Paper is done, kebobs on ze grill, woman making some salad and I got some rice prepping. Gonna have this, watch a movie, wait till the wife is drunk so I can make a move on her and go to bed.

Here's to a great night!
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Nick Koan
Actually, I called him, but it was the racist.

With a c, not a p.
did he tell you that Rivers tried to break in and rape his roommate J?


Yea... about that..
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 09:14 PM
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4000 dead in Iraq as of tonight. RIP soldiers.
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 09:25 PM
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4000 dead in Iraq as of tonight. RIP soldiers.
Damn homosexuals


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Old Mar 23, 2008 | 10:01 PM
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but...yea, those people are on howard stern all the time talking **** about your people.
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