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Man, I screwed up earlier. I was starting my papers, and usually like to have some drinks before I write. The words land on the paper faster that way, typically, and the quality is good. But there is a line one must observe. If one crosses the line, the 'too drunk to complete the task you set out drinking to complete', one fails and goes to sleep instead.

It sure was a good ****in nap though.

It sure was a good ****in nap though.
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actually i was sitting here in the chair and the smell was wafting up
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Man, I screwed up earlier. I was starting my papers, and usually like to have some drinks before I write. The words land on the paper faster that way, typically, and the quality is good. But there is a line one must observe. If one crosses the line, the 'too drunk to complete the task you set out drinking to complete', one fails and goes to sleep instead.

It sure was a good ****in nap though.

It sure was a good ****in nap though.
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That's the best possible scenario man, guaranteed she'll send you a text on about Wednesday asking what the deal was and she'll know if she doesn't act quick (i.e. give some head) the other girl (or other girls) will be on it. Nothing gets women more then them seeing you get other women.

On another note, yay for getting two fix it tickets... I ****ing flip flopped my STi's registration with my camaro's, and so when i got a fix it ticket for no front plate, and i handed the cop my registration... he was like "This is for a subaru..."
I gave him a look like... uhh... what...? and i grabbed it back and looked and went.... ****!!!!
so he was like "alright i'll be right back...."
comes back... so what's the deal with the sticker on the back... there is only two scenarios that happen here, either A) the person stole someone elses sticker, or B) their friend gave them the sticker so they wouldn't have to pay registration....
Apparently I paid the registration but the car also needed to be smogged, soooo ya technically the camaro isn't registered(lame)...
I literally threw my wallet across the car, and was like.... are you serious..... he was like yes I am serious....
I was like well... I don't have any excuse, i honestly made a mistake and thought that was my camaro's registration, you can check and see that i have another car and that's what the sticker is off of....
so he asks for the registration back, goes to the back of the car, notices the numbers matches... and comes back with my ticket...
Lets me off with a fix-it ticket for my registration and front plate
and goes "The only reason I believed you was because you handed me the registration without hesitation and i had to tell you it was for a subaru....Guess it could have been alot worse...
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Yeah it's never happened to me before. I think the problem was that I was already super-tired - I didn't get to bed till 1230 last night, then was up at 6, rode out to Rancho Cordova and back, came home and started working on the paper. I had tired + serious calorie deficit = drunk and passed out nachos.
Exactly, I had a smoking hot roommate that got me more women like that than I ever could have gotten even if I'd have tried hard. As a side note, I've got an interesting situation similar to that going on right now.
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Ok, back to drinking
Paper is done, kebobs on ze grill, woman making some salad and I got some rice prepping. Gonna have this, watch a movie, wait till the wife is drunk so I can make a move on her and go to bed.
Here's to a great night!
Paper is done, kebobs on ze grill, woman making some salad and I got some rice prepping. Gonna have this, watch a movie, wait till the wife is drunk so I can make a move on her and go to bed.Here's to a great night!
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